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I'm on my sisters laptop because mine broke, it makes this really loud buzzing sound, smells like burning and keeps freezing, and also the corner of the screen went all black :(:unsure: , so dad's taing it to get fixed tomorrow but for now i just have to use Annies, which she isn't too impressed about. ...

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I put two dollars into a vending machine. I was so, so hungry... I just wanted a little bag of Doritos... but would the machine let me have them? No... the bag got stuck on the hook... But I was so hungry... I put another two dollars in, thinking that I would at least knock the first packet off the hook, if not get two packets... but did I? No........ The second packet stayed wedged behind the first packet, which lifted up a bit, but didn't fall... I shook the vending machine, remembering stories about how people had been crushed to death doing that... but I was... so... so... hungry... ... ... ...

The Doritos never came. Four of my dollars, gone :(. My only consolation is that someone might get many Doritos now, and thank me for setting up the opportunity, even though they'll never know it was me...

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My only consolation is that someone might get many Doritos now, and thank me for setting up the opportunity, even though they'll never know it was me...

That happened to me once... There were two packets of Doritos stuck so I tried and I got three packets! I was so happy. :)

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My father is ****ing useless. I've never had a nose bleed so the first time it happens to me all I know is that you're meant to pinch the bridge of your nose. My Dad looks into the bathroom after five minutes because he hears the tap is still running and sees blood all over the sink, my shirt is covered in it, and half a roll of toilet paper is drenched and then he acts like *I'VE* done something wrong because I'm bleeding. "What were you doing?" "How did this happen?" "Well your nose didnt just start bleeding by itself" Um, YES IT DID. And he tilts my head back and tells me to pinch the bridge of my nose harder. I now know that you're not supposed to tilt your head back because as I experienced IT GETS WORSE and your mouth and throat fill up with blood. Which is a disgusting feeling. So now I'm coughing and spluttering blood everywhere while being told to stop crying (because I'll admit, when blood is literally pouring from my mouth and my nose I think something is wrong and cry) and he yells "You're scared to lose a bit (A BIT) of blood. For God's sakes Krystal you've got 8 litres."

I've used a full toilet roll, the entire front of my shirt was soaked in blood, the bathroom sink was filled with blood and the wet towel I am now using is drenched in it too. It's finally calm down and I've just finished cleaning everything and what does he say?

"Why do you have to be such a Drama Queen?"

I ***ing hate him.

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Edit: ^That actually seems quite trivial compared to that. I hope it turns out well. :(

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