emmasi Posted December 10, 2006 Report Posted December 10, 2006 Tripod - Middleborough Road - the whole album . "Astronaut" is on now. Now the French song, the only part I understand of which is "I am [something] Kerry-Anne Kennerly" Ah. The CD restarted. "I Always Get Into stuff just as it's finishing being cool... Well I'm thinking of getting a nose ring, now that I've seen one on Neighbours." "I typed my own name into an internet search engine, and all I got was boobs." "I'm trying to impress the bar girl by seeing how drunk I can get. I can't believe that no one's thought of this before... She keeps a professional distance, but I know what she really thinks. If she didn't want me, why would she keep bringing drinks? It's the perfect plan!" "If I had a tattoo, I would get one of you. Or at least of a generic woman's body, and draw your head on with a texta... You know I wanna stay with you forever, spend eternity with you, but a tattoo... just seems so permanent." "Snapshots of a childhood, pictures of a boy. How could they be photos of me? Scene so unfamiliar, seems so long ago, looks like a foreign country. How did I get from there to here? Who is this boy that I see? I think you've given me the wrong film back again. How many times does this have to happen? Now some Indian looking kid has photos of me at Dreamworld." "There was a hot girl in the comic shop and I didn't know what to do... My competition was a kid with pimples and a guy in a wheelchair, so I knew I had to act fast!... So many questions in my mind - what would be a good pick-up line? Why had a hot girl just come in? If the Hulk fought Spiderman, who would win...?" "We'll build a better life, we'll leave the city far behind us, living where the outside world will never find us... stockpiling weaopnry." "My stuntman is a woman." "On behalf of all the geeks, I'd just like to say I've been telling you all along that Lord of the Rings was cool... I wore a cloak to school every day, but who's laughing now!?" "Where have you been all my life? Apparently just behind that bush, stocked up and ready to fire. Suddenly you appeared in my life and now I'm in Heaven." "That's why I'm sending you this text message to let you know that we're through, concisely. It was great (gr8) to be (2 B) with you, but now honey (h1e), oh, we're through (thru)." "She's got to be the kind of girl who if you asked her 'Where's the laundry?' she would answer 'How the hell would I know, is it near the stable?'" "Before we get down to love, I've just got to finish this level. I've got a hiiiiiigh score tonight, and I just want to save my game... Turn the lights down low... turn the lights down low... it's just that it helps me feel like I'm in a space ship, and we can make some sweet sweet love, sugar... You know I can't stop thinking about you baby, and all of the magic coins I need to collect before I can come to bed. It's just that I need to find enough secret areas then I can get the bonus points and we can make looooove..." "Let's take a walk my love, down by the river my baby, down where we used to go before the day when we found that body... I know you slipped down a muddy embankment and landed on a rotting body, but please don't let that spoil that place for you. 'Cause don't forget we kissed there too." "It was a cold and rainy night in Santa Fe... but I was in Melbourne, so it didn't affect me in any way... And the whores look out the windows of the whore districts - do they have whore districts? Maybe they're just spread out more discretely! Anyway, either way... they would definetly have windows. I never go anywhere." "A billion awful things are done to trees, but worst of all... tress get chained to hippies... Help! I'm chained up to a hippie! (Free the trees) Smoking dope right near me... (Free the trees) Not offering me any... (Free the trees) Playing bongoes badly..." "I know what you're all thinking: have Tripod ever been to Japan? You're ignoring a much bigger question: why don't the Japanese have a space program? Why aren't there any Japanese astronauts? Have you ever seen a Japanese astronaut...?" French song again, and then a reprise of the "stockpiling weaponry" song... "ly ly ly ly targeting systems ly ly ly ly ly ly ly ly dugouts ly ly ly ly..." and we're done. Well that was fun
Oxidizer Posted December 10, 2006 Report Posted December 10, 2006 Em! A simple song title would've done. I enjoyed reading all of that though! The Mission - Like A Hurricane
burr Posted December 10, 2006 Report Posted December 10, 2006 My friend told me I looked like Yon from Tripod once. Which one's he? Answer: The short, bald one. I wasn't impressed, but then someone else told her she looked liked Merrick from Merrick and Rosso so that was ok. Modest Mouse, in preparation for Falls.
~Rosey~ Posted December 10, 2006 Report Posted December 10, 2006 Nor ready to make nice - Dixie Chicks
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