Me and My Friend in Home and Away: The Early Years

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Home and Away Episode #365: Like The Deserts Missed The Rain (Part 1)

The next day (Sunday), the telemarketers are calling non-stop at Coral D’s house and its driving both Chrissie and Bette mad.
Chrissie: I wish they’d stop bloody ringing!
Bette: I know! It’s annoying!
*The phone rings*
Chrissie: Not again! *picks up the phone* WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU WANT?!? Oh. I’m sorry. I’ll go get her. *calls out to Coral D* Coral! Phone!
*Coral D goes over to the phone*
Coral D: Hello? Oh hello Roseanne! How long has it been? I know. What? You’re visiting the house? When? Tomorrow afternoon. That’s lovely! See you then. Bye. *hangs up the phone*
Bette: Who was that?
Coral D: My old pen pal Roseanne Conner. She lives all the way in America.
Chrissie: Oh awesome!
Coral D: And she’s coming down to visit tomorrow afternoon before staying at the motel.
Bette: Just hope she’s nice to Kierain.
Chrissie: She better be otherwise she’ll get a thumping like Bea.
Coral D: She will. Don’t you worry about that ladies.
*Chrissie and Bette both smile*
(Meanwhile, Katerina is annoying Alf with stories from her past)
Katerina: And so my mate Denise was going “Smash her Kat! Smash her!”
Alf: I’m not flamin’ interested! Now did you want something?
Katerina: NO!
Alf: THEN GET OUT OF THIS SHOP AND STOP BEING A FLAMIN’ PEST!
*Katerina leaves*

On Monday afternoon, Roseanne visits Coral D’s house.
Roseanne: Coral-Eye?
Coral D: Rosie! How lovely to see you again after all these years.
(Roseanne and Coral D hug)
Roseanne: Where’s that grandson you talk about dearly?
Coral D: He isn’t home. He said he was going to Dawn’s for a while.
Roseanne: Dawn?
Coral D: His girlfriend.
Roseanne: That’s sweet. I hear he’s having a hard time of it lately.
*Coral D explains everything to Roseanne*
Roseanne: May I use your phone?
Coral D: Sure.
*Roseanne dials Bea’s number and launches into a tirade of abuse*
Roseanne: LISTEN HERE SMITH! YOU LAY OFF GEANEY OR ELSE YOU’RE DEAD! *slams the phone down* How was that?
Coral D: Executed to perfection. *smiles*
(Meanwhile, Darren has received a letter from Bea)
To Darren the dummy,

Enjoy your life with the baby that loves to wet his pants to get attention. Our relationship is over by the way. And I’ll laugh at you and that wimpy loser if I see you out on the streets.

Bye jerk!
Beatrice
*Darren starts to cry*
(Meanwhile, Sally has trashed her bedroom which sets Tom off)
Tom: SALLY FLETCHER!!!! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!?
Sally: I hate Lil!
Tom: IF YOU HATE LIL SO MUCH, THEN I’LL SEND YOU TO ANOTHER FOSTER HOME!!! *storms off*
*Sally smiles*

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY
- Sally is sent to live with Celia
- Jordan decides to make Tiago’s life hell
- Katerina befriends Mary, Amy, Leanne and Sharni
- Fliss finally finds the perfect flat - right near the beach
- Kierain bonds with Patricia some more
WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

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Written by BobbyForeverMissed

Home and Away Episode #366 Like The Deserts Missed The Rain (Part 2)
*the next day (Sunday) Sally arrives at Celia’s*
Celia: INSIDE!
*Sally goes in*
Celia: NOW CLEAN THE HOUSE!
Sally: NO!!!!
Celia: YES!!!!!
Sally: WHY ARE YOU BEING MEAN?
Celia: BECAUSE I WANT TO BE NOW CLEAN!!!!
*at the surf club Katerina is meeting Mary Leanne and Sharni*
Katerina: Hey
Leanne: hey who are you?
Katerina: Katerina Ioannu
Leanne: Leanne Morgan
Mary: I’m Mary Wong
Sharni: I’m Sharni Vickers
Katerina: we’re gonna be friends
All: yeah *the girls high five*
*Fliss is moving into her new flat*
Fliss: AWESOME!
Removal Man: PAY US THE MONEY….NOW!!!!
Fliss: Calm down *pays him*
Removal Man: THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING ANGRY GERMAN MOVERS!!!! *Leaves*
*Meanwhile Jordan is teasing Tiago*
Jordan: GO HOME SPAIN!!!!!
Tiago: Jordan…..
Jordan: GET LOST PIG!!!!!
*Tiago storms off*
*at Patricia’s Kierain is sad*
Patricia: love?
Kierain: Grandad….
Patricia: what?
Kierain: granddad has prostate cancer
NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY
Coral D Shuts everyone out
Roseanne bonds with Kierain after Coral D accidentally snaps
Bette finds a new network for her show
Margaret becomes more obsessed with Kierain
Denise and Darren file a defamation suit against Bea
WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

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Home and Away Episode #367: Spin The Bottle (Part 1)

On Tuesday morning, Denise and Darren are at their local solicitors office filing a defamation suit against Bea.
Denise: Are our chances strong?
Eve Torres: At this stage, 50/50.
Darren: What will happen if we lose?
Eve: It’ll mean that you lose everything. Bea actually filed her own lawsuit against you, claiming that she wants to sell your house and everything in it.
Denise: SHE CAN’T DO THAT!!! I demand to see her lawyer RIGHT NOW!
*Eve presses the intercom*
Eve: Uh, Mr Price? Could you send Audrey Marie in please?
Mr Price: Sure.
*A few minutes later, Audrey Marie walks in*
Audrey: So what do these losers want with me?
Denise: FOR STARTERS MISS MARIE WE ARE NOT LOSERS!!! WE JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT WE ARE GOING TO WIN THIS CASE!!!!
Audrey: I LOVE a challenge! Oh and by the way, Collingwood suck! *leaves the room*
*Darren is fuming*
Darren: Why that no good witch!
Eve: I wouldn’t worry about her. She’s a nag.
(Meanwhile, the stress is really starting to get to Coral D and she shuts everyone out.)
Kierain: Gran?
Coral D: WHAT KIERAIN?!? CAN’T YOU SEE I’M TRYING TO WRITE?!?
Roseanne: Come Kierain. *picks Kierain up and takes him to the guest room*
Kierain: Why is Gran mad?
Roseanne: She’s upset that Grandad has cancer. She didn’t mean to take it out on you.
*Kierain’s eyes start to well up*
Roseanne: Oh come here possum. *hugs Kierain really tight*
*Bette returns home with some exciting news*
Bette: Bette is officially back on the air!
*Coral D just storms off*
Bette: What’s with Mum?
Chrissie: She’s just upset. So which station is it going to air?
Bette: Thursday nights at 10pm on SBS!
Chrissie: How did SBS manage to sign you?
Bette: Prime, WIN and Southern Cross Ten wouldn’t let me sign!
Chrissie: Well at least you’re on TV again.
*Bette smiles*

That afternoon, Margaret is heading to her car when she sees Kierain crying.
*Margaret goes over to him*
Margaret: What’s the matter love?
Kierain: *sobs* Gran’s heading for a breakdown.
*Margaret hugs him*
Margaret: Don’t worry my love. I’m sure she’ll be fine once Dave recovers
Kierain: I doubt it.
Margaret: Trust me love. She will.
*Kierain wipes away his tears and kisses Margaret on the cheek*
Margaret: *thinking to herself* I wish he was my son. I might go foster him.
(Meanwhile, Coral D is looking at photos of her and Dave)
Coral D: *crying* Oh Dave. I just wish you were better. *pours a glass of wine and drinks it*

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY
- The trial of Bea and the Millane’s ends with shocking results
- Tami and Krystal bond
- Kierain decides to take Dawn out for a lunch date
WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

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Home and Away Episode #368: Spin The Bottle (Part 2)

The next day (Wednesday), Kierain takes Dawn out to lunch at the Sands Resort.
Kierain: What do you think of this place?
Dawn: It’s very nice. How did you afford to go to this place?
Kierain: Anything for my girlfriend. *smiles*
Dawn: What are you having?
Kierain: I’m having fish and chips.
Dawn: I’m going to have a salad.
Kierain: Do you ever eat junk food?
Dawn: You know I never touch the stuff. All right, I have the occasional chip but that’s it. *smiles*
Kierain: We should come here more often.
Dawn: We should boo. *smiles*
(When they finish their lunch, Kierain and Dawn decide to look at the ocean)
Dawn: The ocean is so beautiful.
Kierain: I know.
*they kiss*

At Alf and Ailsa’s, Tami and Krystal are talking about school.
Tami: How are you liking school so far?
Krystal: It’s good. I’m just glad I’m here for another three months.
Tami: Then I’ll be lonely again. *pulls a sad face*
Krystal: Don’t be sad. I actually want you to come with me.
*Tami practically beams with happiness*
Tami: Really?
Krystal: Of course. You’re my cousin after all.
*Tami hugs Krystal*
(Meanwhile, the trial of Bea and the Millane’s get underway)
Judge Judy: Why are you suing Beatrice Mrs Millane?
Denise: Because she’s a LIAR and a FRAUD!!!
Judge Judy: How about you Beatrice?
Bea: I want the house and some money!
*After an hour of deliberation, Judge Judy hands down her verdict*
Judge Judy: My verdict is that I reward victory to the Millane’s. Beatrice Smith, you must pay the family court costs.
Bea: That’s ridiculous!
Judge Judy: We are adjourned!!!
Bea: THAT’S NOT RIGHT!!!
Denise: Sorry Bea. You lost.
*Bea pulls out a gun and shoots Denise twice*
People: OMG!
Darren: MUM!!! *holds onto Denise as Bea is lead away by bailiffs*

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY
- Bea goes back to Wentworth
- Darren is so upset about Denise that he lashes out
- Kierain bonds with Coral D
- Sharni gets another threatening letter
WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

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Home and Away Episode #369: No Roll (Part 1)

Bea is sent back to Wentworth much to her disgust.
Bea: Not here again!
Joan: JUST STAND ON THE BLOODY LINE SMITH!!!
*Bea goes over to the white line*
Joan: Your name is Beatrice Alice Smith. Is that correct?
Bea: Yes.
Joan: YES WHAT?!?
Bea: Yes Miss Ferguson.
Joan: You’ve been charged with attempted murder and are on remand until your trial. Is that correct?
Bea: Yes Fergo.
Joan: MISS FERGUSON!!!
Bea: Sorry Miss Ferguson!
Joan: Get to the showers!
*Bea storms into the showers closely followed by Joan*
(Meanwhile, Darren is beside himself at the hospital)
Darren: IS MUM ALL RIGHT?!?
Doctor: Please calm down Mr Millane.
Darren: IS MUM GOING TO LIVE?!? *grabs the doctor’s white coat*
Doctor: Mr Millane. I’m going to have to ask you to wait in the waiting room.
*Darren lets go of the doctor and runs into the waiting room crying*
Darren: Oh Mum. I don’t want you to die. *sobs*

At Coral D’s, Kierain goes over to her.
Kierain: Gran?
Coral D: Hello love. I just want to say that I’m sorry about snapping at you. I’m just under a lot of stress.
Kierain: I understand.
Coral D: Can I have a hug?
*Kierain gives Coral D a hug*
(At the Bridgewater Apartments, Sharni is coming out of the bathroom when she sees another letter on the ground. She opens it and is shocked by its contents)
I’M WATCHING YOU SO BE ALERT!!!!
*Sharni looks terrified*

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY
- The ladies and Dave pull Coral D to task after she misses Summer Bay's opener to the 1989 AWBL season
- Celia continues to treat Sally badly
- Bette's show is SBS' highest rating show
- Sharni confides in Mary about the threatening letter she received
WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

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Written by BobbyForeverMissed

Home and Away Episode #370 No Roll (Part 2)
*the next day (Saturday) everyone at the King/Drouyn house is getting ready to go to Kierain’s first AWBL game for the year*
Kierain: Rosie grab your water and supplies and let’s go!
Roseanne: I’m coming, I’m coming
Bette: honey don’t break anything this year please
Kierain: I’ll try really I will
Coral K: Kierain your Gran’s not coming she wants to do some work
Kierain *slightly aggravated* fine let’s see if I care *heads out to the car*
*over at Celia’s Celia is getting ready to go to the game as well*
Sally: can I come?
Celia: NO!!!!!
Sally: why?
*Celia just Locks Sally in her room and leaves*
*At the game Bette’s cell phone rings but the noise is too loud*
Bette: hello? What? Did you say the highest rating show?! YES!!!!!
*We enter Kierain’s POV as he is running towards the goal ready to shoot he looks over at Dave*
Dave: do it for your old granddad boy!
*Kierain’s shot goes through for a goal*
*meanwhile Sharni is telling Mary about her threatening letters*
Mary: and you say this guy is sending you threatening letters?
Sharni: yes
Mary: have you told the cops?
Sharni: yeah but I’m not expecting much
Mary I know what you mean
*at the King/Drouyn house everyone returns home Kierain just goes to his room*
Dave: Coral in here now please
NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY
The family make Coral D see what’s important
Darlene and Becky arrive
Celia continues her hate campaign on Sally
Katerina “borrows” money from Ailsa
Darren spends time with Steven
WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

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Home and Away Episode #371: Broken Badges (Part 1)

On Monday morning, Roseanne’s daughters Darlene and Becky arrive from the airport.
Darlene: This place is so gross!
Becky: I know!
Roseanne: GIRLS!!!
Becky: Just speaking the truth Mother!
Roseanne: In the car.
*Darlene rolls her eyes and throws her suitcases into the boot of Chrissie’s car which Roseanne has borrowed*
Roseanne: Becky?
*Becky throws her suitcases in the boot as well*
Roseanne: Now let’s go!
*Becky and Darlene sulk as Roseanne drives away*
(Meanwhile, Coral D is given a lecture by Bette and Dave)
Bette: Kierain is important to you.
Coral D: NO HE ISN’T!!!!
Dave: YES HE IS!!! CORAL PLEASE DON’T SHUT HIM OUT!!!
*Coral D just storms off*
Bette: Where’s Kierain?
Dave: He’s gone to Dawn’s place.
Bette: Poor kid. Just hope he’s okay.
Dave: Knowing him, he’ll be fine.

At Celia’s apartment, she is continuing to give Sally manual labour.
Celia: I WANT THAT FLOOR CLEAN!!!
Sally: *whining* Do I have to?
Celia: YES!!!
*Sally does what she is told*
Celia: When you’ve done that, I want the beds made!
*Sally lets out a whining grumble*
Celia: DO IT!!!! *storms off*
(At the Fletcher’s, Darren spends time with Steven)
Darren: How are you?
Steven: I’m good.
Darren: Does Kierain still visit you?
Steven: Sometimes, but not when Tom is home however.
Darren: How come?
*Steven explains everything to Darren*
Darren: THAT SELFISH PIG!!!!
Steven: I know.
Darren: You and the foster siblings are more than welcome to come see us.
Steven: Thanks.

At Alf and Ailsa’s, Katerina sees some money on the counter.
Katerina: What’s the money for Ailsa?
Ailsa: That’s the takings from the diner. Why do you ask?
Katerina: Just wondering.
Ailsa: Okay. Just don’t touch it. I’ll be right back. I just got to pick the kids up from school.
Katerina: Okay.
*As soon as Ailsa leaves, Katerina “borrows” $1000 from the takings*
Katerina: This’ll buy me a new car!

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY
- Darlene and Becky give Kierain a hard time
- Roseanne clashes with Margaret
- Jordan’s hate campaign against Heather and Tiago sees him get in trouble with Patricia
- Fliss decides to look for a roommate
- Does Amy have feelings for Taylor?
WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

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Written by BobbyForeverMissed

Home and Away Episode #372 Broken Badges (Part 2)
*that afternoon Darlene and Becky bother Kierain*
Darlene: what is that THING?
Becky: I dunno but its fat!
Darlene: it’s a PLANET!
*Kierain sticks two fingers up and leaves the room*
Becky: MOTHER the planet flipped us off!
Roseanne: then you deserved it!!!!
*Darlene and Becky snigger*
*at the school Jordan pins Tiago to a locker*
Jordan: YOU NO GOOD GIRL STEALING SPAIN! *Goes to hit him as Patricia walks by*
Patricia: JORDAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Jordan: BEATING THIS FILTH UP!!!!!
Patricia: WITH ME NOW!
*Jordan rolls his eyes and follows Patricia*
(Meanwhile in the lunchroom Amy and Alice are talking)
Amy: I can’t ask Taylor on a date
Alice: why?
Amy: I’m nervous
Alice: oh go on just do it
Amy: okay *goes over to Taylor* hey Taylor?
Taylor: oh Amy hey
Amy: wanna go to the movies?
Taylor: sure when?
Amy: Saturday at 7?
Taylor: sounds cool
*Amy giggles and walks away*
*Katerina is over at Fliss’*
Katerina: nice place
Fliss: thanks
Katerina: don’t suppose you want to share?
Fliss: well I am looking for someone to share
Katerina: here I am
Fliss: okay deal! *they shake hands*
*the next day (Tuesday) in the canteen Darlene starts a food fight*
Margaret: STOP THIS NOW! *To Darlene* YOU ARE BARRED FOR THE YEAR OUT!
NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY
Roseanne has a go at Margaret
When Coral D is still to busy with work to attend Summer Bay’s Round 2 match it’s Denise who makes her listen
Jordan is suspended
Katerina and Fliss get off to a shaky start
Sally is still treated Badly
WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

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Written by BobbyForeverMissed

Home and Away Episode #373 Hell have no fury (Part 1)
*on Saturday Roseanne sees Margaret in the street*
Roseanne: YOU BITCH!
Margaret: excuse me?
Roseanne: how DARE you ban Darlene?
Margaret: SHE STARTED A FOOD FIGHT
Roseanne: I DON’T CARE IF SHE STARTED WORLD WAR III SHE HAS RIGHTS
Margaret: okay, okay she’s not barred
*Roseanne walks off to finish getting ready for the AWBL*

*At the Fletcher’s Lil and the kids are also getting ready for the game*
Steven: I hope the pies win again this week
Carly: with Kierain out there we can’t lose
Lil: I hope you all have Kierain’s number on your gurneys
*everyone turns revealing the number 42 as Donald walks in*
Donald: getting in the spirit are we?
Lil: oh hello Donald yes we are, are you coming?
Donald: yes it should be a good match I just dropped in to tell you that Jordan is suspended for a week after his attack on Tiago
Lil: JORDAN THAT’S IT YOU ARE NOT COMING TODAY WE’LL DISCUSS THIS LATER! *She Donald and the kids leave*
*Celia is about to leave too*
Sally: can I come?
Celia: NO BEDROOM FOR YOU!
*Sally storms to her room as Celia leaves*

*Katerina and Fliss are arguing over the TV*
Katerina: BUT RAGE IS ON!!!!
Fliss: SUMMER BAY ARE PLAYING!!!!!
Katerina: AWBL IS BORING!!!!!!
Fliss: MY HOUSE MY RULES! *Changes the channel*
*Katerina sulks*

*At 5:10pm Denise comes to visit Coral who is watching Oprah*
Denise: Coral…..
Coral D: Okay you got me I’m not really busy I lied
Denise: why?
Coral D: I just wanted to be left alone
Denise: it doesn’t matter how I’m feeling what cheers me up is watching Darren play
Coral D: So who won?
Denise: Summer Bay thumped them
Coral D: YES!!!!!!
NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY
Coral D starts making it up to Kierain
Lil lectures Jordan
Sally begins to realize how it feels
Judy picks up a drunk Tom in her cab
Darren and Chrissie start having feelings for each other
WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUE

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Home and Away Episode #374: Hell Hath No Fury (Part 2)

Lil is giving Jordan a lecture about his behaviour.
Lil: What is going on with you Jordan?
Jordan: I don’t like Tiago. He’s ruined my life!
Lil: Don’t be silly love. You and Heather can still be friends.
Jordan: NO!!!!
Lil: Jordan?
Jordan: I’m NOT interested Lil. Just leave me alone! *storms off*
Lil: Jordan!
*Jordan slams the door as Lil sighs heavily*
(At Coral D’s place, she is being extra nice to Kierain)
Coral D: I’m sorry about missing your games. Here’s some ice-cream.
Kierain: Thanks Gran.
Darlene: Look at the tub of lard!
Becky: Yeah! Fatty Boomba!
*Kierain throws the ice-cream at the girls*
Darlene: ASSAULT!!!!
*Kierain storms out of the house just as Roseanne sees what’s happened*
Roseanne: THAT’S IT DARLENE AND BECKY!!! YOU ARE GOING BACK ON THE FIRST PLANE TO LANFORD!!!
Darlene/Becky: YES!!!! *they high-five*

That night, Judy picks up a drunk Tom from the Yabbie Creek RSL.
Judy: Tom?
Tom: *drunkenly* What do you want?
Judy: You want to go home?
Tom: Course I do.
*Judy rolls her eyes and starts to drive*
Tom: WATCH OUT JUDY!!!
Judy: FOR WHAT TOM?!?
Tom: YOU NEARLY KNOCKED THAT GIRL OVER!!!
Judy: YOU ARE TOO INTOXICATED MISTER!!!!
*Judy drops Tom off at the caravan park*
Judy: I want that fare PAID by tomorrow! *drives off*
(On Monday, Chrissie is over at Darren’s place)
Chrissie: You need a hand with anything?
Darren: I think we’ve done enough Chrissie.
Chrissie: Oh, but we haven’t yet have we? *starts to flirt*
Darren: I know.
Chrissie: So I’ll see you later then. *winks at Darren*
Darren: Bye. *winks back*
*Chrissie leaves*

Meanwhile, Sally is crying on Celia’s sofa.
Celia: What’s wrong?
Sally: I feel bad for picking on Kierain.
Celia: I see. Would an apology to him help?
Sally: I guess so.
Celia: Come here love.
*Sally goes over to Celia and hugs her*
(At the Bridgewater Apartments, a famous TV actress has moved in with her step-sister)
Daniela Rodriguez: I just can believe I moved into one of the most swankest apartments in Summer Bay! Is that exciting Heba?
Heba Salama: I know Daniela. This is our new home! I love it!
*Daniela and Heba hug*

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY
- Darlene and Becky are sent back to Lanford much to Kierain’s delight.
- Daniela’s arrival in the Bay sees her popular with many of the teens
- Nina befriends Heba
- Jordan gives Heather a frightening present
- Lyndz and Bernadette decide to break up amicably
WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES