Me and My Friend in Home and Away: The Early Years

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Home and Away Episode #238: Jesus of Suburbia (Part 2)

That night, Kathy and the ladies discuss their Wentworth days.

Kathy: Remember Officer Sally Dean?

Myra: Vera Jr!!!

Doreen: So bloody annoying!

Kathy: Say, where's Judy?

Myra: She hurt Kierain so she’s gone.

Kathy: Bitch! What about Martha?

Doreen: She left!

Myra: Wait a sec Kath how did you know Kierain?

Kathy: His mother was my sister!

*the ladies gasp*

*The ladies gasp*

(At the beach house, Frank and Lisa are watching TV)

*Leanne is blasting her music*

Frank: I want to ask you something Lisa.

Lisa: What's that?

Frank: Will you marry me?

Lisa: Of course I will Frank! *they hug*

*Leanne comes downstairs*

Leanne: I'm going to see Geri.

Frank: Hey sis. Guess what?

Leanne: I know. You two are getting married. I heard from my bedroom. *smiles*

*Frank and Lisa kiss*

(Kathy is appalled to hear what Pippa did)

Kathy: So it was HER that murdered Bea?

Myra: Yes it was are you sure you wanna be with Kierain while we work?

Kathy: Of course. I love him.

Doreen: We all do.

*Speaking of Kierain, he comes home sipping a can of Pepsi*

Mouse: No grog in the house. *laughs*

Kierain: Relax it's soft drink *smiles*

The next day, Tom visits Pippa at Wentworth.

Pippa: Oh Tom! I'm so glad you visited.

Tom: Don't you DARE speak to me! Do you know what you caused Kierain to try and do?!

Pippa: What's that?

Tom: He tried to kill himself because YOU killed Bea!!!

Pippa: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!!

Tom: I will tell you this now Pippa Fletcher! I'm divorcing you!!!

Pippa: WHY?!?

Tom: Because I will not allow a MISFIT like you to look after the kids. Lil Stokes is doing it from now on. *leaves*

*Pippa cries*

(At Von Ryan's house, Kierain is spending time with her kids before he goes off to the Year 12 formal)

Kierain: Hey guys how’s Billy?

Marsha: He's recovering. It was his bloody appendix.

*8 year-old Sandra comes out*

Sandra: Who invited HIM??

*14 year-old Jason hits the roof*

Jason: MUM DID YOU GOT A PROBLEM??

Sandra: YES!!!

*Now 17 year-old Liam goes off*

Liam: GO TO YOUR ROOM!

Sandra: FINE!!! *storms off*

*Von returns home with 7 year-old Shane*

Von: LIAM RYAN!!!

Liam: What is it Mum?

Von: DID YOU YELL AT SANDRA?!?

Liam: No Mum. I never yell.

Marsha: He didn't yell at her. SHE yelled at Kierain!

*Kierain's tattoo shows. It is a holy cross which reads "Beatrice Alice"*

Jason: Nice tat. *smiles*

Kierain: Thanks.

(At 5:00pm that afternoon, Mary and Melissa are at Judith's house)

Mary: You guys look wicked.

Judith: Thanks Mary. *smiles*

Melissa: I can't believe Kez is bringing Dawn to the formal. It's so nice.

Mary: I thought he’d be too down to go.

Melissa: No. He and Dawn are going to the formal together.

*Meanwhile, Kierain arrives at Dawn's apartment*

Dawn: You look awesome Kezzie!

Kierain: Awww same to you. Some ground rules of driving in my car 1. play the music loud and 2. there are no rules *smiles*

Dawn: Well, I'm looking forward to seeing all your friends again. *smiles*

With Bobby, Fliss, Lyndz and Carly at the Year 12 formal, Rhonda and Heather decide to invite Karen Fischer and Tracey Bright over to watch movies.

Tracey: What’s on?

Heather: Well, I was thinking we should watch Fatal Attraction.

*Rhonda looks sad*

Tracey: What’s wrong?

Rhonda: Oh nothing Tracey. Just thinking that's all.

*Karen doesn't buy it*

Karen: Spill.

Rhonda: It's just that I'm worried about repeating Year 12 next year because I don't know anyone that well. You'll all be in Year 11 with Leanne, Samuelu and Geri. And I'm on my own. *sighs sadly*

*Heather puts her arm around Rhonda*

Heather: You won’t have to repeat.

Rhonda: I have to Heather. I arrived here in mid September.

*Jordan walks in*

Jordan: Have you seen Sammy?

Rhonda: He’s talking to Lil.

*Kellie walks in*

Kellie: Where's Geri? I want to warn her about Leanne!

Rhonda: Kellie grow up.

Kellie: But she's evil!

*Heather loses her cool and tells Kellie what she thinks of her!*

Heather: YOU ARE THE EVIL ONE! YOU'RE THE ONE HURTING, TEASING, INSULTING AND BEING MEAN SO SHUT UP!!!

Kellie: WHAT DO YOU THINK LEANNE IS DOING TO ME?!?

*Now, it's Karen's turn to lose it*

Karen: KELLIE RACK OFF! NOBODY LIKES YOU THEY'RE ALL OUT WITHOUT YOU HAVING FUN AND YOU ARE SPOILT!

Kellie: WELL I THINK YOU'RE ALL PATHETIC!!! *storms off*

*Heather has another anxiety attack*

Rhonda: Deep breaths. *gives Heather a paper bag*

Tracey: What causes her to get like that Rhonda? *looks concerned*

Rhonda: I dunno.

*Once she begins to get her breath back, Heather explains*

Heather: I’ve had this ever since I was 2. It happens when I get stressed.

*Rhonda hugs Heather*

At the Venus Club, the Year 12 class of 1988 are dancing at their formal

Kierain: Hey what's with this Justin Beiber rubbish. Do they think we're 5?

Dawn: I'll sort it out. *goes over to the DJ and MAKES him change the music*

Kierain: That’s better.

Mary: Having fun Kez?

Kierain: Totally. How’s Adam?

Mary: He's good. He'll be down at Christmas.

*Fliss walks over to Kierain*

Fliss: Would you like a drink Kez?

Kierain: Nah. I’m driving.

Fliss: I meant a Pepsi. *smiles*

Kierain: Oh okay sure.

*By 1:30am, everyone is at the after party while Kierain and Dawn are looking at the Harbour Bridge.*

Kierain: Well I should get back Aunt Kathy will be worried.

Dawn: Thanks for tonight. *kisses Kierain*

Kierain: You’re welcome.

(The next day Kierain spends time with Kathy)

Kathy: How was the formal last night?

Kierain: Great thanks. Hey Kath?

Kathy: Yes?

Kierain: When did you find out about me?

Kathy: From Bea. So, how's Dawn? *smiles*

Kierain: She’s good. *sighs*

Kathy: She's more than welcome to come here anytime.

*Kierain smiles*

Later that morning, Kellie is waiting for a bus.

*Steven sees*

Steven: KELLIE!!!!

*Kellie gets on the bus. As she does, Garry catches up with her*

Garry: STOP RIGHT THERE!!!

*Kellie looks shocked*

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY

- Dawn and Kierain go out on their first date

- Will Garry talk some sense into Kellie?

- Mary receives some surprising news

- Jordan unintentionally humiliates Heather

WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

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Home and Away Episode #239 I Read The Graffiti in the Bathroom Stall

Garry and Kellie argue outside the bus station

Garry: YOU ARE ONLY 15 KELLIE YOU CAN’T LEAVE!

Kellie: WELL NO ONE WANTS ME HERE!

Garry: YEAH I DO!!!!

Kellie: TOUGH! *Gets on a bus heading for Wandin Valley which drives off*

Garry: NO!

*Over at Myra’s Kathy and the ladies are talking*

Kathy: Girls this weekend I wanna take Kierain out to see Pam and Doug and his cousins Adam Gaby Brad and Cody in Erinsborough

Myra: I reckon he’d like that

Doreen: Me too wish I was coming

Kathy: next time Dor *smiles*

*Kierain returns home*

Kathy: g’day love anything planned for the next week?

Kierain: nope why?

Kathy: would you like to meet my twin Pam and her mob?

Kierain: yeah sure! *smiles before going to get ready for his date with Dawn*

*over at the Wong place Mary is reading a letter*

Mary: OH MY GOD!

Victor: what love?

Mary: Adam’s moving down here!!!!

Victor: when?

Mary: Next week!!!! *shrieks excitedly*

*that night Kierain and Dawn are at a restaurant in the city but the service is bad*

Kierain: OI we’ve been waiting a half hour where’s our food?!

Snobby Waiter: SIR please just wait!

Kierain: THE HELL WITH THAT WE’RE OUT OF HERE!

*Kierain and Dawn leave before driving home*

*at the Fletcher House Jordan is acting like he’s having an anxiety attack to impress Julie Tattersall*

Jordan *acting*: can’t breathe!

Julie: you’re so funny! *laughs*

*unfortunately Heather saw this from the doorway and runs off crying*

Lil: love?

*Heather just runs off which causes Lil to charge into the house*

Lil: JORDAN!!!!

Jordan: yes?

Lil: ROOM NOW! *To Julie* and you GET LOST!

*Jordan goes upstairs while Julie leaves*

*the next day (Saturday) Kathy and Kierain are loading the car*

Kierain: that it then?

Kathy: yep we’re off now *and she and Kierain get in the car and drive off waiting*

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY

In Part 1 of an 8 part special we arrive in Erinsborough and meet the Willises

WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

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Home and Away Episode #240 Homecoming (Part 1)

*Kathy and Kierain arrive in Ramsay Street*

Kathy: here we are number 28

Kierain: Well let’s get inside

Kathy: yes let’s *Knocks on the door which Doug Willis answers*

Doug: STREWTH Kathy! Come on in!

*Kathy and Kierain go inside*

Doug: PAM LOVE GUESS WHO’S HERE!

*Pam Willis comes out from the bedrooms*

Pam: KATH it’s great to see you sis! *they hug*

Kathy: Sis this is Pippa’s kid Kierain

Pam: hello love *hugs him*

Kierain: hi Aunty Pam

Doug: I’ll unload the car

Kierain: here *gives him the car key* and I counted the coins in the glovebox!!

*later Pam and Kathy are catching up*

Pam: Adam is a second year medical student Cody is in Year 10 Gaby is manageress of the Lassiters Hotel and Bradley wants to be a surfer

Kathy: wow my nieces and nephews are going places!

Pam: and what’s my nephew up to?

Kathy: he seems to like music

Pam: oh we have a rock and roller in the family

Kathy: we certainly do

*Kierain Cody Brad and Gaby come in from showing Kierain the town*

Brad: this kid here he knows where it’s at I finally meet a cousin who likes No Doubt like me!

Gaby: yeah and Josh Anderson’s face after Kierain dissed One Direction! *High fives him*’

Cody: you’re so much more relaxed than Adam

Gaby: Codester’s right!

Brad: yeah!

Doug: hey kiddos how does Domnio’s Pizza sound for dinner?

Kierain: sweet!

Gaby/Brad/Cody: what he said

*Doug leaves*

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY

In Part 2 Pam and Doug learn the truth about Pippa while the kids continue to bond

WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

[Bobby Forever Missed]

Home and Away Episode #241 Homecoming (Part 2)

Kathy Doug and Pam are dishing up the Pizza and talking

Kathy: Did ya hear about Pippa?

Pam: No what’s she done?

*Kathy explains*

Pam: wait start from the beginning who is Bea?

*Kathy restarts her story*

Pam: and you say Kierain won’t have her near him?

Kathy: yes

*Pam gasps*

Gaby is at the coffee house with Cody

Gaby: Kez is nice isn’t he?

Cody: I don’t understand

Gaby snaps

Cody: what did I say?

Gaby: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SAID!!!

*Storms off*

*Doug’s sister Enid arrives at the house*

Enid: Helloooo!

*Kathy and Pam roll their eyes*

Kierain: what?

Kathy and Pam both explain the story to him

Kierain: oh great

Enid: hello Pamela and Kathryn

Kathy: Kathleen!

Enid: oops how ARE you my DARLING sister in laws

Pam/Kathy: fine

Kierain: hey

Enid: oh how are you Keely?

Kierain: Kierain!

Enid: oops!

*at dinner Enid is rambling on about her friends*

Enid: FAYE is so nice!

Pam: Kathy? Do you want me to bath Kierain?

Kathy: Please!

*Kierain leaves with Pam*

*cut to Pam bathing him*

Pam: where do I start?

Kierain: anywhere!

*Pam washes him*

*Enid enters the bathroom*

Enid: MY what a small downstairs he has!

Doug: ENID MAY WILLIS AS YOUR OLDER BROTHER I ORDER YOU OUT OF THAT BATHROOM!!!

*Enid leaves*

*the next day Pam is with Kierain*

Pam: story time?

*Enid Enters*

Enid: Pamela DAH-LING We’ve got to take Keely to Costco

Doug: ENID MAY!

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY

Part 3 sees Enid cause more problems for Pam Kathy and Kierain

WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

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Home and Away Episode #242: Homecoming (Part 3)

The next morning, Enid is cooking pancakes for breakfast.

Enid: DARLINGS!!! Come get breakfast!

*The Willis family comes downstairs*

Enid: Say, where’s Keely?

Kathy: KIERAIN is on his way!

Enid: Just hope so. We DON’T want him to be hungry do we?

*Kathy just rolls her eyes*

Pam: Here he is! *sees Kierain enter the kitchen*

Enid: Good morning Keely. How ARE you?

Kierain: Not bad.

Enid: I made this just for you. *gives Kierain a bowl of porridge*

Kierain: Porridge?!?

Enid: Yes. Do you LIKE it?

Pam: Enid May!!!! Why are we having pancakes when Kierain is only having porridge?

Enid: Because Keely LOVES porridge! Cody said so.

*Kierain takes one mouthful of his porridge and makes a face*

Kathy: Kierain?

Kierain: It tastes like glue.

Enid: Are you insulting my cooking Keely?

Kierain: It’s KIERAIN!!!

Enid: Then go without! *takes the porridge of Kierain and throws it into the garbage*

Pam: ENID!!!!

Kierain: I don’t need this! *storms out*

Kathy: Nice job Enid! Really nice! *goes after Kierain*

Enid: I was JUST telling THE truth!

*Pam glares at her*

Later on, Enid is watching a TEN News update on TV when Kierain walks in.

Enid: I’m TRYING to watch the news here!

Kierain: Well I’m sorry Enid!

Enid: Don’t get smart with me Keely! Just because Kathleen and Pamela smother you with love, doesn’t mean you can be a smart-alecky little brute!

Kierain: GET STUFFED!!!

*Enid turns around and smacks Kierain in the face*

Enid: That back-talk will discipline you!!!

*Kierain storms off crying*

Enid: Horrible little beast.

(When Kathy arrives home from the beauty parlour, she sees Kierain’s bedroom door locked)

Kathy: Kierain?

*no answer*

Kathy: ENID MAY!!!

Enid: Hello Kathleen. How WAS the beauty parlour?

Kathy: Why is Kierain locked in his bedroom?

Enid: I don’t know. I was cooking lunch when he told me he was going to his room and he didn’t want any lunch.

Kathy: I see.

*Pam arrives home*

Pam: Doug’s working late tonight.

Kathy: Oh damn!

Pam: Where’s Kierain?

Enid: He’s in his bedroom. He wants to be alone.

Pam: There goes our lovely evening together.

Enid: If you want I could take you ALL to the Oak Milk Bar Restaurant. The food there is delicious.

Kathy: Cool. I’ll just inform the others.

That night, Enid and the Willis family are getting ready to go out for dinner.

Kathy: Say, I wonder where Kierain is?

Enid: Oh Kathy. He’s STILL in his bedroom. He doesn’t want to come out.

Pam: That is so unlike him. I think I should stay and look after him.

Enid: Oh Pam don’t do that!

Pam: HE CAN’T BE ON HIS OWN!!!!

Enid: AND I’M TELLING YOU NOT TO DO THAT!!!

Pam: *coolly* Fine!

Enid: Good. Now let’s get going.

*Enid and the others leave the house while Kierain is in his bedroom crying his eyes out*

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY

- Part 4 sees Kierain break down and confess everything to Kathy and Enid continuing to cause problems

WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

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Home and Away Episode #243 Homecoming (Part 4)

*the next day Kathy and Kierain talk*

Kathy: talk to me

Kierain: ENID hit me!

Kathy: what?

Kierain: yep!

Kathy: go find Gaby and Brad

*later that day Kathy and Enid are fighting*

Kathy: YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE BITCH!

Enid: KATHLEEN!

Kathy: ENID

*Pam walks in*

Pam: ENID MAY!

Enid: PAMELA

Pam: SHUT UP ENID JUST SHUT UP

*Enid walks off*

*later Enid “accidentally” spills gravy on Kierain’s photos of Bea*

*Kierain sees and leaves*

Kathy finds a note saying he’s gone

Kathy: ENID MAY YOU BITCH!!!!

Enid: it was Gaby!

*shows her the photos*

Kathy: GABY!!!!

Gaby: it wasn’t me!

Kathy: DON’T LIE!

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY

Part 5 and Enid gets what’s coming to her

WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

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Home and Away Episode #242: Homecoming (Part 5)

Enid is having a go at Kierain for running away

Enid: WHEN YOU LEAVE THIS HOUSE, YOU MUST TELL US WHERE YOU ARE GOING!!!

Kierain: AH BITE ME!!!

*Enid punches Kierain in the face so hard his nose starts bleeding*

*unfortunately for Enid Doug saw the whole thing*

Doug: ENID THAT’S IT GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

Enid: NO IT’S MY RIGHT TO STAY HERE

Doug: AND MY NAME ON THE LEASE SO GET GOING!

Enid: NO

Doug: always wanted to do this!

*Doug drags Enid out of the house before locking the door*

Doug: PAM!

Pam: what Doug?

Doug: Enid made Kierain bleed!

*Pam enters and sees Kierain covered in blood*

Pam: ooh come on Sweetie I’ll clean you up

*later there is a family meeting to discuss Enid*

Pam: say where’s Kierain?

Kathy: oh Martha wanted to talk to him on the phone

Doug: okay now we’re all agreed it hasn’t worked with Enid

Pam: YEAH I’m sick of her bothering the family!

Doug: Ditto

Pam: Brad?

Brad: after what she did to K-man I hope she winds up in jail

Gaby: yeah mean bitch!

Doug: Cody?

Cody: I want her gone!

*Enid walks into an antique store and steals a china doll*

*she then leaves only to be arrested*

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY

Part 6 sees Enid inducted into Wentworth and make an enemy of Marie Winter

WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

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Home and Away Episode #243 Homecoming (Part 6)

*Joan Ferguson is doing the induction of Enid to Wentworth*

Joan: your name is Enid May Willis correct?

Enid: Yes

Joan: you were charged with shoplifting and assault and are sentenced to 5 years correct?

Enid: yes

Joan: right go to the shower!

*after her shower Enid is taken to the rec room*

Marie: well well

Enid: please leave me be!

Marie: Nah I don’t think so

*Marie pushes Enid into the card table*

*Reb pulls her hair before pushing her into the wall*

*Kierain is getting ready to go out*

Kath: where ya off to love?

Kierain: Judy wants to make up

Kathy: want me to come?

Kierain: Nah

Kathy: are you sure love?

*Kierain leaves*

*Marie and some mean inmates are chasing Enid*

Marie: BACK HER SNOB!

Reb: YEAH!

Enid: GO AWAY!

*Marie lays into Enid*

Marie: Marie WINTER Learn the name birch!

*Kierain arrives to meet Judy*

Kierain: Jude I’m sorry

Judy: No honey I’m sorry

Kierain: I said it first!

*they both laugh*

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY

Part 7 sees things get worse for Enid while Kathy and the Willis’ have a party

WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

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Home and Away Episode #244 Homecoming (Part 7)

*Kathy and the family are out at the racecourse watching the horse races*

Doug: Pam love?

Pam: no Doug

Doug: what?

Pam: No bets

Doug: but

Pam: NO!

Doug: Fine

*over at Wentworth the ladies are picking on Enid once again*

Marie: OI SNOB!

Enid: what do you want?

*Marie puts her hand in the press*

Enid: AAAAAAAH

Alison Page: STOP THAT MARIE!

Marie: ya shaping up to me Page?

Alison: umm no

Marie: THEN RACK OFF

*Alison runs away*

Marie: now where were we Snob? Oh yes I was about to KILL Ya

*Meg walks in just in time*

Meg: WINTER! The governor wants you!

*Marie shrugs and walks off*

*Over at the Willis’ later there is a party going on due to Doug getting promoted*

Pam: congrats love

Kierain: yeah nice one Uncle Doug

Doug: thanks mate

Kathy: Kierain are you alright?

Kierain: sure why?

Kathy: you don’t look well love

*Pam feels his head*

Pam: you feel warm love

Kierain: I’m okay honest

*a Mystery Prisoner drags Enid to the sink in the toilets before knocking her out and drowning her*

Prisoner: see ya snob

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY

The 8th and final part sees Enid found dead and the prisoner transferred to Blackmoor while Kierain gets sicker

WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

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Home and Away Episode #245: Homecoming (Part 8)

The mystery prisoner who killed Enid is in the governor‘s office.

Erica: Why did you kill Enid Willis?

Mystery Prisoner: I just did. She’s a snobby bitch!

Erica: You do realise that you will be transferred to Blackmoor?

Mystery Prisoner: It was worth it.

*The mystery prisoner is revealed to be none other than Sandra Grant*

Sandra: So when am I being shipped off to Blackmoor?

Erica: AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!!!! *rings the governor of Blackmoor*

Ernest Craven: Blackmoor?

Erica: Erica Davidson here. I'm transferring Sandra Grant to you. She just killed Enid May Willis, a remand prisoner.

Ernest: I see. When can we expect her?

Erica: In about an hour.

*Sandra smirks at this*

(At Doug and Pam's, Kierain is pale in the face)

Gaby: Mum what's with Kez?

Pam: Don't ask me. He and Kathy are going home in the morning.

*Kierain vomits. Kathy rushes over to him*

Kathy: *feeling Kierain’s head* It's normal.

*Doug comes home*

Doug: He looks awful.

Kathy: What I don't get is that his temperature is normal.

At the doctors, Kierain is crying in pain.

Doctor: Oh my.

Kathy: What?

Doctor: Look at the size of his tonsils

Kathy: Oh my gosh! Remove them...NOW!!!!

(Several minutes later...Kierain wakes up in hospital)

Kierain: That's better.

Kathy: We'll be home tomorrow morning darling. *smiles*

Kierain: Good. Martha and Jude are back.

Kathy: *sarcastically* Oh great!

Kierain: Oh Martha's fine.

Kathy: Not Martha. The OTHER PERSON!!!!

Kierain: Well it's better than Noelene.

*Kathy rolls her eyes in disgust*

(The next morning, Kathy and Kierain are in the car ready to leave)

Kierain: Can you drive? I’m kinda tired.

Kathy: You offered to drive Kierain.

*Kierain gets into the driver's side*

Pam: KATHLEEN as your older sister and a nurse I order you to drive that car!

Kathy: He offered! Anyway, we'll see you soon. Bye.

*Kierain and Kathy drive off*

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY

- Lil talks to Jordan about Heather’s anxiety

- Heather sinks to new lows

- Mary receives some bad news about Adam

- Barbara decides to leave Summer Bay

WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES