Me and My Friend in Home and Away: The Early Years

[Bobby Forever Missed]

Home and Away Episode #597: How Cheap (Part 1)

Over at a caravan dealership, Pam and Doug are looking for a new caravan to use while going on holidays.

Caravan dealer: G’day folks.

Doug: Hello.

Caravan dealer: How can I help you?

Pam: We’re looking for a caravan.

Caravan dealer: You’ve come to the right place. Why don’t I show you some of the latest caravans we have to offer?

Doug: Sounds good.

*The caravan dealer shows Doug and Pam the first caravan*

Pam: It’s awfully small.

Doug: You wouldn’t fit a wheelchair in here if your life depended on it.

Pam: I reckon.

*The caravan dealer shows Doug and Pam the second caravan*

Pam: Looks nice.

Doug: But it’s not wheelchair accessible.

Pam: Shoot!

Caravan dealer: I think you might like the third one.

*The caravan dealer shows them the third caravan, which meets their requirements*

Pam: I love it.

Doug: So do I. AND, it’s wheelchair accessible. Just what we need.

Pam: How much?

Caravan dealer: $500.
Pam/Doug: SOLD!

*Pam and Doug give the money to the caravan dealer*

(At Number 30, Dorothy looks upset.)

Helen: Dorothy?

Dorothy: Oh Helen. I didn’t see you come in.

Helen: Is something the matter?

Dorothy: I’m just upset that Kierain didn’t come to me.

Helen: Now, Gloria’s doing her best to bond with him.

Dorothy: Still, I just wish he would’ve come to me. I would’ve helped him too.

Helen: I know.

*Dorothy hugs Helen*

Over at Gloria’s, she is reading in bed when she hears a soft crying noise.

Kierain: Gloria?

*Gloria races into the spare room*

Gloria: Did you wet love?

*Kierain nods while crying*

Gloria: Come on.

*Gloria picks Kierain up and puts clean sheets on his bed*

Gloria: I love you.

Kierain: Can I have a hug?

Gloria: Of course you may.

*Kierain hugs Gloria tight*

Kierain: Can I sleep with you?

Gloria: Sure.

*Gloria takes Kierain to her room and puts him in her bed*

Gloria: Better?

Kierain: Good night. *smiles*

*Gloria and Kierain go to bed and drift off to sleep*

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY

- Part 3 of this special sees Dorothy bond with Kierain and Gloria have a confrontation with Bobby. WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

[Bretto]

Home and Away Episode #598: How Cheap (Part 2)

At Number 28, Pam and Doug return home.

Pam: That was a great buy.

Doug: It sure was, though the lady in front of us was quite rude.

Pam: I know. What's her problem?

Doug: How dare she call us retard babysitters?!

*Pam rips the newspaper in anger*

Pam: People like her make me so mad!

Doug: Where is Kierain anyway? I haven't seen him today.

Pam: Gloria’s.

*Dorothy looks upset by this*

Dorothy: He could’ve come to me, but no! He doesn’t trust me!

*Pam rolls her eyes before again explaining to Dorothy*

Pam: He does trust you. It’s just that he wanted to spend time with Gloria.

*Dorothy looks downcast*

Dorothy: I see that he doesn't trust me. I'll just take my leave.

*Dorothy leaves*

*Doug sighs*

Pam: Everyone's either sad or angry today!

*Cody sees the new caravan*

Cody: It looks great!

Pam: You like it?

Cody: I love it!

*Cody runs inside it*

Cody: It’s so awesome!

(At the Coffee Shop, Melissa and Josh are talking about Kierain.)

Josh: He's been really weird since that guy died.

Melissa: What do you mean?

Josh: Well, he has just been acting funny.

Melissa: He's been a lot angrier, I must say.

*Todd walks in*

Todd: Who are we talking about?

Melissa: Have you noticed anything funny about Kierain?

Todd: I don't think it's very nice of you to say things like that, Melissa.

Josh: But mate?

Todd: Just drop it! *storms off*

Melissa: I was just saying.

*Josh looks upset*

Ryan: Guys, what happened?

Melissa: Leave it, Ryan. It's just stupid.

Ryan: Spill it.

Melissa: What's the point? Like I said, it's just stupid.

*Josh walks away sadly*

*Ryan walks away*

Melissa: Josh, wait!

*Melissa races after Josh. He's on the verge of tears*

Josh: I was just asking!

Melissa: Something else is bothering you, isn't it?

Josh: No! *leaves*

*Melissa sighs as Cody approaches her*

Cody: What happened?

Melissa: Josh is acting strange and Todd told us off because we were concerned about Kierain.

Cody: So he's angrier now. You would be too if....

Melissa: If what?

Cody: Remember when they said on the news Darren Millane was six times the legal limit?

Melissa: Yes.

Cody: Kierain was meant to go get him from The Tunnel but Todd ran away with Boof and Kierain had to watch Katie.

Melissa: Why couldn’t Helen do it?

Cody: She and Josh were looking for Todd too.

Melissa: I see.

At Victoria Park, Dorothy is watching as Summer Bay train for 1990 season. She looks over and sees the Millane family.

Dorothy: Looks like Darren's family.

*Dorothy decides to join them*

Denise: Hi Dottie. How are you love?

Dorothy: Fine thank you. What brings you here?

Denise: We're watching the boy.

Dorothy: He plays like Darren.

Denise: He sure does.

*Mick McGuane and Denis Banks begin shoving each other*

Dorothy: Ooh. A fight.

Mick: I FOUND THE WALLET AND I SAY WE GIVE IT BACK!

Denis: NO MEANS NO!

Mick: IT'S PROBABLY SOME KID'S POCKET MONEY!

Denis: THEIR LOSS!

*Jeff storms over*

Samuels: WHY AREN'T WE TRAINING?!?

Denis: We found a wallet and I want to keep it.

Mick: I want to give it back!

(Kierain is handpassing into the air.)

Kierain: 3748 *handpasses* 3749 *handpasses* 3750.

Dorothy: He's doing good.

Kierain: LET’S FINISH THE GAME GUYS!

Denis: You don’t have to be loud!

Kierain: Do you guys want to beat Essendon in round 1 or NOT?

Denis: They've beaten us before.

Kierain: Yeah cause you two are arguing over stupid crap! Mick, back in the centre!

*they do what he says*

Kierain: DENIS! *Handpasses* Denis, DENIS! GOAL! *Signals for him to kick into the empty square*

*Denis kicks into the square*

Jeff: FULL TIME BOYS HIT THE SHOWER EXCEPT MCGUANE, BANKS AND WILSON!

Matt: What now?!

Jeff: YOU HAD CRAIG KELLY RUNNING! WHY DIDN'T YOU HANDBALL BEFORE DAMIAN TACKLED YOU?!?

Matt: I was trying to be a hero!

Jeff: NEED I REMIND YOU THERE IS NO “I” IN TEAM?

*Matt backs down*

Matt: Yes sir!

Jeff: MCGUANE AND BANKS! YOU ARE TO LEAVE THE WALLET IN RECEPTION! CLEAR?

*They back down too*

Denis: Yes boss!

Jeff: HIT THE SHOWER ALL THREE OF YOU!

Denis: *under his breath* Captain Obvious.

Jeff: WHAT WAS THAT BANKS?!?

Denis: Nothing Samuels. *smiles*

Over at the lake, Josh is talking to Melissa.

Josh: Hey.

Melissa: *sarcastically* Oh, good. You're back to normal.

Josh: Oh whatever. *starts to walk off and then suddenly stops*

*Melissa runs up to him*

Melissa: I'm sorry. What's wrong? Tell me.

Josh: There was an accident at the newsagent. A truck ran right through it.

Melissa: Oh no. Anyone hurt?

Josh: Dad broke his arm, Mum has cuts but we've lost everything.

Melissa: I'm so sorry.

Josh: Mum and Dad have to go home. Do you think Mrs D will take me in?

Melissa: I'm not too sure on that one. But knowing her kind heart, I think she will.

Josh: The trouble is, Mum and Dad want me to join them.

Melissa: But the exams are on soon.

Josh: I know. *looks sad*

*At that moment, Mrs Anderson appears.*

Mrs Anderson: Josh honey. We have to leave early tomorrow. Have you said goodbye to your friends?

Josh: Mum, I’m not going. My exams are too close to move now.

*Mrs Anderson while hurt applauds his courage in telling her*

Mrs Anderson: Dad and I have raised you well, Joshua. You can come back to Mildura when your exams are over.

Josh: But first, I want you to meet my new sporting idol.

Mrs Anderson: Who’s that?

*Josh and Mrs Anderson head to Vic Park where Kierain is about to get in his car*

Josh: There he is.

Kierain: Hey Josh. Didn't think an Erinsborough fan would visit here.

Josh: This is my Mum.

Mrs Anderson: I remember you. You threw the ball aloft last year.

Kierain: Sure did.

Mrs Anderson: That was awesome.

Kierain: Thanks. I still don't know how I played on with no painkillers.

Mrs Anderson: Courage.

Kierain: True. I was sorry to hear what happened. Trucks are a menace.

Mrs Anderson: How did you…

Kierain: It was on the news.

Mrs Anderson: Oh. Well, it was nice meeting you.

Kierain: You too.

*Josh and Mrs Anderson leave*

Pam is showing Kierain the caravan.

Pam: What do you think chook?

Kierain: Does this mean we’re going on a trip?

Pam: The whole Willis clan are, even you.

Kierain: Where?

Pam: How does Perth sound?

Kierain: Okay, can I drive?

Pam: You really want to drive all the way to Perth? *looks concerned*

Kierain: Yeah why?

Pam: I was going to get Doug to drive so we can spend time together.

Kierain: Doug can drive there. I can drive back.

Pam: Sounds fair. *smiles*

*Bobby storms in*

Bobby: Can I talk to you?!?

Kierain: This van sure looks nice.

*Bobby grabs him by the shirt*

Bobby: I WANT TO TALK TO YOU!!!

*Kierain gives her a dirty look*

Kierain: BUGGER OFF! *removes himself as Gaby and Brad storm in*

Gaby: What's going on?!?

Bobby: SHOVE OFF GABE!

Brad: DON'T TALK TO HER LIKE THAT YOU BOGAN!

Bobby: YOU WANNA FIGHT SURFIE?!?

*Dash comes in and grabs Bobby*

Dash: Come with me!

*Bobby bites Dash's arm as they leave the caravan*

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY

- The final part of this special sees Kierain’s bond strengthen amongst the Willis siblings.

WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

[Bretto]

Home and Away Episode #599: An Emotional Kick in the Guts (Part 1)

As soon as Bobby is arrested, Kierain is taken inside by Gaby and Brad.
Kierain: The nerve of that bitch!
Gaby: I wouldn’t worry about her. She’s nothing but a troublemaker. You are far better than her.
Kierain: I know.
Brad: We consider you like another sibling.
Kierain: You do?
Brad: Of course. *smiles*
Gaby: You’re Cody’s boyfriend, so that would make me, Brad and Adam your sibling in-laws if you and Cody ever tie the knot.
Kierain: Don’t jump the gun, Gab. *laughs*
*Gaby laughs as well*
Gaby: Would you like to come with me to the boutique for a while?
*Kierain nods*
Gaby: Come then. *smiles*
(At the boutique, Kierain looks withdrawn.)
Gaby: Something the matter?
Kierain: *lying* Of course not.
Gaby: Come on, Kez. Out with it.
*Kierain starts to cry*
Gaby: Let it out.
Kierain: I’m over my so-called family treating me like crap.
Gaby: Oh come here mate.
*Kierain goes over to Gaby and hugs her*
Gaby: You deserve so much better.
Kierain: I know.
Gaby: At least you have us. You’re like part of our family now.
Kierain: True. *sniffs*
*Gaby continues to hug him*

When they arrive back at Number 28, Kierain is feeling unwell.
Pam: Chook?
Kierain: I think I’m coming down with the flu.
*Pam picks Kierain up and lays him on the sofa*
Pam: I will do my best to look after you. *smiles*
*Kierain sneezes*
Pam: Oh you poor thing. *gives Kierain a tissue*
*Kierain blows his nose*
Pam: Do you want me to ring Faye?
*Kierain nods*
Pam: Then I shall.
*Pam goes over to the phone and dials Faye’s number*
Pam: Faye, would you like to help me look after Kierain?
Faye: I’d be delighted to, Pamela.
Pam: Come ASAP.
Faye: Of course.
*Pam hangs up the phone and looks at a sneezing Kierain*

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY
- Pam and Faye look after Kierain
- Bette decides to go on her next tour a week early
- Judy is given a party for her recent weight loss success
- While the aftermath of Luke McKenna’s 18th birthday ends in tragedy
WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

[Bobby Forever Missed]

Home and Away Episode #600 An Emotional Kick In The Guts (Part 2)

*that night Luke's party is in full swing*

Luke: having fun Tiago?

Tiago: you bet

Alice: welcome to adulthood mate!

Luke: thanks

*Melanie and some friends gatecrash the party*

Melanie: Drink now!

Luke: you weren't invited get out!

Melanie: ummmm NO

*Melanie and her mates make themselves at home*

*at Number 28 Pam and Faye are disagreeing on looking after Kierain*

Faye: that's not the way to do it Pam rub him with the vapor rub softly so he relaxes!

Pam: i AM being soft Faye!

Faye: let me!

Pam: fine! *gives her the rub before storming off*

*Bette enters*

Bette: I'm sorry honey but i'm going to LA a week early

Kierain: why?

Bette: Ellen DeGenerous has asked me to be on her show

Kierain: when will you be back?

Bette: four weeks

Kierain: okay

Bette: that's my big honey i love you *hugs him*

*at the Blaxland house the roomies are having a party for Judy*

David: congratulations on reaching your weight goal

Judy: thanks! Kimberley: to Judy *raises her glass*

Roomies: to Judy! *they toast*

Jacqueline: speech! Judy: well gee thanks everyone for supporting me in this and i'm sorry Jac that i almost got the diner shut down *the roomies cheer for Judy*

*as Tiago and Alice are driving home from Luke's party the car swerves into a tree Tiago is unconscious*

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY

Alice is left devastated

Pam yells at Faye

Bette is angered when Judy appears on Ellen

Donna Maxon moves in with Bette and Kierain

WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

[Bretto]

Home and Away Episode #601: Tonight I Do (Part 1)

At Number 28, Faye is again taking over.
Faye: Come dear.
*Pam looks annoyed*
Pam: Faye Hudson? That's not the correct way to use talcum powder.
Faye: What do you mean?
Pam: Rub it GENTLY!
Faye: I AM!
Pam: Don’t take that tone with me!
*Kierain coughs. Pam gives him the medicine.*
Faye: I WANT TO DO THAT!
*Pam finally explodes and blocks Kierain‘s ears.*
Pam: GET OUT FAYE! YOU ARE NO LONGER WANTED HERE! OUT! OUT! OUT!
*Kierain shakes and rests on Pam*
Pam: Sorry chook. *kisses his forehead*
(At the beach, Taylor, Samuelu, Alice and Melanie are grieving for Tiago.)
Melanie: It’s my fault.
Taylor: No, it isn't. Would you have been able to stop those guys?
Melanie: We shouldn’t have come.
Samuelu: It's not your fault. They were the ones that got kicked out of the Bankstown Hotel for being racist!
*Alice just sobs uncontrollably*
Alice: MELANIE, GO FEEL GUILTY SOMEWHERE ELSE!
Melanie: Sorry...
*Alice then hugs Melanie*
Alice: No, I’m sorry.
Melanie: I understand.
*Vicki approaches them*
Vicki: Josh sends his love, Ally. Just got a text from him.
Samuelu: Is he coming down?
Vicki: He can't.
*Melanie takes a painkiller tablet*
Samuelu: Give me that! *snatches the pills*
Melanie: Why? I need them for my headaches.
Alice: WHAT headaches?!?
Melanie: *realising she’s been caught* It helps me relax.
Samuelu: Were you driving on these last night?
Melanie: No, just took them this morning. Honest.
*Samuelu nods*
Samuelu: Okay.
Alice: This is the worst Sunday ever. I just can't believe that my twin bro is no longer with me. *cries*
*everyone hugs her*

In LA, Bette is appearing on Ellen.
Ellen: How are you these days Bette?
Bette: I'm well thank you Ellen. I have settled in Australia now.
Ellen: Glad to hear it. *smiles*
*Judy comes out. Bette sees RED!*
Bette: What is SHE doing out here?!?
Ellen: Bette, Judy has something to say.
Judy: I just want to appear on the show because I'm sorry about Kierain.
Ellen: Woah hold on! I thought you wanted to apologise for the milkshake. What's happened? What's the story here?
Judy: The milkshake incident turned Kierain rebel and he was without Bette for six weeks.
Ellen: What do you mean “rebel”?
Judy: You know, acting out and being defiant.
Ellen: Explain what he did.
Judy: He called a boycott on the local diner and even tried to sue me.
*Bette explodes*
Bette: DO YOU WONDER WHY JUDITH BRYANT?!?
*Judy backs away*
Judy: I do now, Betty.
*Bette is dark red*
Bette: YOU ARE PATHETIC!
(At Number 28, Kierain is snuggled to Pam. The door knocks.)
Pam: It's open.
*Donna walks in*
Donna: Did you see Ellen?
Pam: No, Bette.
Donna: Forgive me, but I’m a Bette tribute artist named Donna Maxon.
Pam: Wait. We meet on the cruise remember?
Donna: How could I forget?
Pam: So, what brings you here?
Donna: I just moved in with Bette.
*Donna rubs Kierain’s hair*
Kierain: *in his sleep* Bette?
*Donna smiles*
Pam: Let's watch some TV.
*Pam switches on the TV in time to see a Seven News update with Naomi Robson*
Naomi: Good afternoon. "Hinch" host Derryn Hinch is in hot water after remarks made about Darren Millane.
*Kierain wakes up, having heard that*
Kierain: OH THAT’S IT! *storms out of the house*

At a bus stop in Yabbie Creek, Randy Taylor gets out alongside his younger brother Mark.
Randy: Weird place.
Mark: Why is it weird?
*Tim and Jill arrive too. Tim looks uninterested.*
Tim: Why did we come here for vacation?
*Jill rolls her eyes*
Jill: TIM! YOU SAID YOU'D GO ALONG WITH WHAT I CHOSE!
Tim: It's a dump!
Brad: I agree.
Mark: Where are we staying?
Jill: The Yabbie Creek Hotel.
Tim: *I* Wanted to go to the tool fair in that Summer Bay place!
Jill: TOUGH!
*outside the Hotel, they see Kierain drinking.*
Randy: Drunk wheelchair guy! Cool!
Kierain: What are YOU looking at buddy?
Randy: Your drunken face!
*Kierain gets up and Randy realises Kierain is bigger and gets scared*
Randy: I thought you were small.
Kierain: Nope
*Jill calms things down*
Jill: Let’s all calm down and take a deep breath.
Kierain: I am calm.
Jill: Randy?
Randy: So am I. *smiles*
*the Taylor’s head in, having made a new friend*
(At Derryn Hinch's house, a woman hurls a firebomb through the downstairs window.)
Chrissie Latham: Insult Darren aye?
*Derryn pulls up in his car at that very moment*
Derryn: EXCUSE ME?!?
*Chrissie flees*
(At Bette’s, Donna is hugging Kierain.)
Donna: Let it out possum.
Kierain: I killed him, Donna. I killed him by not driving him home.
Donna: You didn't kill him.
Kierain: Yeah, I did. If I’d have driven him home, he'd be here today.
Donna: Oh hun.
*Kierain sobs as Donna hugs him*

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY
- Melanie's addiction to painkillers causes concern amongst her foster family
- Frank is given a job opportunity at the Macklin Corporation in New York
- Kierain finds out that Chrissie Latham destroyed Derryn Hinch's home
- Sarah and Amelia decide to help Alice grieve for Tiago
WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

[Bretto]

Home and Away Episode #602: Tonight I Do (Part 2)

On Monday, Alice refuses to go to school and decides to pay Sarah (who is taking the day off) a visit.
Sarah: Oh Alice. I’m so sorry to hear about Tiago.
*Alice hugs Sarah*
Alice: It was awful. Just awful.
Sarah: What happened?
Alice: From what Taylor and Samuelu told me, they were waiting for a bus back to Summer Bay when five guys approached them. They then started a fight with Taylor, Samuelu and Tiago. They beat my poor twin brother so severely that he suffered severe head injuries. Oh, it’s not fair. *breaks down*
Sarah: Come here, sweetie.
*Sarah hugs Alice*
Alice: It should’ve been me that died. I should’ve been the one gone, not him.
Sarah: Now, don’t say that.
Alice: It’s true. While he was getting beaten up outside Bankstown train station, I’m with Melanie and Vicki staying with my old primary school friend.
*Sarah continues to hug Alice as she cries*
(Meanwhile, Kierain is listening to his records in the living room when he sees a news update air on the television.)
V/O: This Seven News update is brought to you by Mitsubishi
Ann Sanders: Good afternoon. Derryn Hinch’s Melbourne home has gone up in flames. The culprit turned herself in to police this morning. Her name is Christina Latham and told police the reason she firebombed Mr Hinch‘s home was to avenge deceased AFL player Darren Millane.
Kierain: No way!
Donna: What is it, hun?
Kierain: Chrissie Latham has just done the greatest thing in a long time.
Donna: Oh and what’s that? *smiles*
Kierain: Put a Darren Millane hater in their place. *smiles back*
Donna: Good on her, I say.
Kierain: Do you think we should bail her out?
Donna: It’s up to you, hun.
*Kierain looks thoughtful*

At the beach house, Frank has just gotten off the phone with Gordon Macklin.
Frank: COME DOWN HERE EVERYONE!
*Lisa brings Marcus downstairs, while Paula comes out of the bathroom*
Lisa: What is it Frank?
Frank: I’ve just received a promotion from Mr Macklin.
Lisa: Oh, that’s excellent! *kisses Frank*
Paula: What will you be doing, cousin?
Frank: I’ll be an executive at the Macklin Corporation’s New York headquarters.
Lisa: So, that means we’re moving to New York?
Frank: That’s right.
Lisa: Oh that’s excellent.
Paula: What about Leanne?
Frank: We were thinking that Leanne would stay here while we moved to New York.
Leanne: I SEE HOW IT IS!
*They all turn around to see a fuming Leanne at the front door, having come back from school.*
Frank: Leanne?
Leanne: WHY DON’T YOU WANT ME TO COME TO NEW YORK WITH YOU, LISA AND MARCUS?!? IS IT BECAUSE I’M SUCH A LOW CLASS DERRO?!? GO AHEAD AND SAY IT!
Lisa: Leanne…
*Leanne storms upstairs*
Frank: I’ll talk to her.
*Frank heads upstairs as Paula comforts Lisa*
Paula: She doesn’t want to lose you or Frank.
Lisa: I know.
(At Belinda’s house, Melanie is taking more painkillers.)
Melanie: Just wish this headache would go away.
Amy: How long have you had this headache for now?
Melanie: Saturday night.
Larni: Oh.
Melanie: I might go to bed and rest. Let me know when Belle gets home.
Taylor: Sure.
*Melanie heads into the bedroom she shares with Larni and Amy*
Amy: I thought she was bitch, but now she’s starting to concern me.
Larni: Why is that?
Amy: Haven’t you noticed the amount of painkillers she’s taking lately? It’s like she’s become addicted to them.
Taylor: So what? Tiago’s memorial service at the school is more important than Melanie’s attempt for attention.
Amy: What if she overdoses? That’s another person in our lives that will die. I don’t want that.
Taylor: Neither do I.
Larni: Should we tell Belinda?
Amy: No. We wait until she gets caught.
*They exchange concerned glances*

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY
- Summer Bay High holds a memorial service for Tiago
- Kierain and Donna pay Chrissie a visit
- Frank and Lisa have a heart to heart with Leanne about the New York visit
- Melanie cries to Josh on the phone about her problems
WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

[Bretto]

Written by BobbyForeverMissed

Home and Away Episode # 603 Arson is Dumb (Part 1)
*At the school a memorial is held for Tiagio*
Alice: he was my brother I loved him dearly he didn't deserve to die that way
*Steven goes up*
Steven: Tiago was my best mate we did everything together he was a great rugby player
*Lois goes up*
Lois: Tiago was a great student a loyal brother and a true friend he will be missed around the school and the community *cries*
*everyone else is too upset to talk*
*Kierain and Donna visit Chrissie*
Chrissie: Ello love glad to see me?
Kierain: oh Chrissie you should have let me handle it arson was not the way
Donna: he's right
Chrissie: but I did it for Darren
Kierain: you could have sued him
Chrissie: bail me?
Kierain: well....okay but no more arson
Chrissie: i promise *smiles*
*Frank is trying to reason with Leanne over New York*
Frank: we want you to come but you have school
Leanne: OH SO AMERICAN SCHOOLS ARE TOO GOOD FOR ME???
Frank: Leanne
Leanne: WHATEVER FRANK I'LL BE OUT IN THE MORNING
Frank: But
Leanne: IN THE MORNING!
*Frank walks away defeated*
*in her room Melanie cries to Josh on the phone*
Melanie: it's not my fault!
Josh: what happened?
Melanie: i had some headache pills before i drove the gang home but the car crashed and these guys beat Tiago to death
Josh: oh girl
Melanie: I miss him *cries*
NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY
Melanie is almost caught
Coral D resorts to her old tricks
Bobby reacts to Frank going
when Coral D tries to snatch Kierain from Fountain Lakes shopping centre Kath Day saves him
WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

[Bretto]

Home and Away Episode #604: Arson is Dumb (Part 2)

At Number 26 early the next morning (Tuesday), Kierain enters Bev's room where she is reading.
Bev: Love?
*Kierain is shaking*
Bev: Did you wet again?
Kierain: I had a really scary dream.
*Bev sits Kierain on her knee*
Bev: Tell me about it.
Kierain: Coral made you give me to her.
Bev: Oh. *hugs Kierain*
*Kierain is soaked*
Bev: Let's get you cleaned up.
*Bev takes him to her bathroom*
Bev: You okay?
Kierain: I'm so ashamed. *cries*
*Bev kisses him*
Bev: I love you.
Katie: *from her bedroom* Who's crying? Is everything okay?
Bev: Everything’s fine Katie. Go back to sleep.
Kierain: Why are you and Jim in separate rooms anyway?
Bev: I like my own privacy.
Kierain: You fought over me again huh?
Bev: No, we didn't. I like to have my own privacy to work and spend time with you. *smiles*
*Bev gets the shampoo*
Bev: Get ready.
Kierain: Remember when Emma Gordon sprayed shampoo into my eyes?
Bev: *looks angry* Yes.
*Flashback to Emma and Kierain arguing a few months back*
Kierain: GET GOING!
Emma: I JUST WANT TO SEE LUCY!
Kierain: NO! She hates you!
*Emma squirts shampoo in Kierain's eyes*
Kierain: OW!
Bev: What's going on?!?
*Emma jumps at her voice*
Emma: Bye loser. *leaves the house*
*end flashback*
Kierain: Bev?
Bev: Hmm?
Kierain: Why am I an outcast?
Bev: Who knows?
*Kierain rubs her back*
Bev: You okay?
Kierain: I just want to be loved. *starts to cry*
*After the bath, Kierain plays with her hair.*
Bev: Love?
Kierain: Bev?
Bev: Are you sure you're okay?
Kierain: No.
Bev: Out with it.
*Kierain cries again*
Kierain: You know how Rick Alessi is having a thing?
Bev: A thing?
Kierain: His party.
Bev: You didn’t get invited?
Kierain: Phoebe said Rick told the boys to ditch me after I got them the booze!
*Bev is livid as Kierain rests on her*
Bev: How rude of him to do that! Well, I'll make sure he gets in strife!

Later that morning, Melanie is waiting for a bus to take her to Yabbie Creek.
Steven: Hey Mel!
Melanie: Hey Steven. How is ya?
Steven: Good. Where are you going?
Melanie: I’m going to Yabbie Creek.
Steven: Me too. Wanna do something?
Melanie: Well..
*Just then the bus comes*
Steven: Well…
*they get on the bus*
Melanie: Steven, have you ever...you know...
Steven: No. Why? Have you?
Melanie: Six months ago. The guy was a bore though.
Steven: Wasn't Lance was it? *laughs*
Melanie: No. It was this cute guy from St Marys.
Steven: Why did you wanna know?
Melanie: Curious.
*When they get off the bus, Melanie approaches a fashion store.*
Melanie: I want a new dress.
*Steven cracks up laughing*
Melanie: What’s so funny about that? *looks offended*
Steven: Two bogan ladies were fighting over a dress here last year.
Melanie: Ah. *smiles before entering the store*
Saleswoman: What's that awful odour?
Melanie: EXCUSE ME?!?
*The saleswoman jumps*
Saleswoman: Oh hi.
Melanie: *in a loud voice* Point me in the direction of the dresses.
*the saleswoman does so*
Melanie: Thank you!
*Melanie finds a dress in zebra print, but as she goes to leave with it, Christine Muir has hold of it as well*
Melanie: OI!
Christine: I saw the dress first!
Melanie: No, I did!
Christine: I did!
Melanie: GIVE IT!
Christine: KISS MY BIG BEHIND!
*As Christine goes to pay, Melanie steals the dress and pays.*
Christine: Bitch!
*Melanie and Steven walk off triumphantly*
(Bev and Kierain are walking around Fountain Lakes shopping centre. Kierain suddenly holds her hand.)
Bev: You okay?
Kierain: Yes Aunt Bev.
*Bev looks at Kierain stunned*
Kierain: What?
Bev: Oh nothing.
*Bev puts him on her shoulders*
Bev: Piggyback time.
*Coral D watches*
Coral D: *thinking to herself* He’s mine.
*Bev’s beeper goes off*
Bev: Shoot! I have a patient I need to see.
Kierain: Aww okay. How do I get down?
*Bev puts him down and then rubs his hair*
Bev: I shall return. *leaves*
*Coral D approaches*
Coral D: Darling!
*Kierain backs away*
Coral D: Come hug.
*he does so*
Coral D: You're coming with me. *carries Kierain away*
Kierain: Gran?
Coral D: We’re going back to my place.
Kierain: Why?
Coral D: Just shut up and do what you’re told!
*Kath Day sees them as she is coming out of Suzanne Grae*
Kath: *Mouthing to Kim* Police.
Kim: Hey Copper! You might want to check that old wowser out.
*Two policeman and one policewoman surround Coral D*
Coral D: What? Can I not carry my tired grandson?
Policeman 1: Pull the other one, Drouyn! We know you've been plotting to kidnap him!
Coral D: I’m sorry?
*The policewoman pulls out a bottle of sleeping gas*
Policewoman: CARE TO EXPLAIN THIS THEN?!?
Coral D: That's for me. I need it to sleep.
Policeman 2: LIES!
*The policewoman takes Kierain from Coral D*
Policewoman: You his mum then?
Kath: I'll mind him until his mother returns. *smiles*
*Kim looks aghast!*
Kim: Are ya sure?
Kath: Why not?
Kim: We don't have any equipment in our house.
Kath: Don't lie, Kim. Remember all the equipment we bought after Kel broke is legs?
Kim: Totally forgot about that. *to Kierain* Come ere.
*they hug*
(Coral D is being questioned.)
Policewoman: Why kidnap him?
Coral D: I WASN’T!
Policewoman: Is that so?!? Then, why did you try and kidnap Todd Landers as well then?
Coral D: I DIDN’T!
Policewoman: You are charged with two counts of attempted kidnapping. You don't have to say anything. If you do, it could be used as evidence in court.
*Coral D growls*
(Meanwhile, Bev is with her patient.)
Bev: Take as much aspirin as you can.
Lady: But I can’t. I’m allergic.
Bev: How about I prescribe you with some liquid medicine.
Lady: Thank you
*Bev’s beeper goes off. She gets frustrated.*
Bev: What is it?!?
Lady: Dr Marshall?
Bev: Just my beeper going off.
*it does so again*
Bev: WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?
*Bev looks at it and sees she's needed at the hospital*
Bev: Just great!
*Bev arrives at the hospital*
Bev: What is it?
*the nurse points at Coral D*
Bev: Well, well! What do we have here?
Coral D: Beverly.
Bev: You deserve to be in the psych ward. That is all.
Coral D: I didn't hurt him! He was tired so I carried him.
Bev: SISTER HALL! GET HER OUT OF HERE!
Coral D: But…
Bev: SISTER LEWIS! GRAB HER OTHER ARM!
*As they drag Coral away, Bev starts to wonder about Kierain.*
Bev: I hope he’s okay.
(When Bev returns to the mall, there’s no sign of him.)
Bev: Love?
*no answer*
Bev: Love, it’s Bev.
Bev: Love, it’s Bev.
Kath: *from the distance* Look at moi! Look at moi!
Bev: Who me?
Kath: Indeed.
*Bev turns around to see Kath and Kim with Kierain*
Bev: What happened?
Kierain: Gran tried to…*breaks down*
Bev: WHAT?!?
*Kierain nods*
*Bev hugs him*
Bev: Do you want to have her charged?
Kierain: No.
Bev: But love…
Kierain: No!
*Bev turns to Kath*
Bev: Why doesn’t he want her charged?
Kim: *rudely* I don’t know.
Kath: KIMMY!!!
Kim: What?!?
Kath: Tolerance young lady!
*Kim stalks off. Kath looks at Bev.*
Kath: Sorry about that.
Bev: How can I thank you?
Kath: To spend time with this lovely.
Bev: Of course.
*Kim looks disgusted*
Kim: Oh jeez!
Kath: What?
Kim: He's a nuisance!
Kath: TOLERANCE KIMMY!!!
Bev: What did he do?
Kim: He keeps wetting himself.
Bev: So?
Kim: So he’s too old for it.
*Kath loses it.*
Kath: LOOK AT MOI, KIMMY!!!
*Kim does so*
Kath: You deserve this! *slaps Kim*
*Bev puts Kierain on her shoulders and soon they return home*
Bev: I love you.
Kierain: I love you too. Bev?
Bev: Yes?
Kierain: I’m hungry.
*Bev gets him some fish and chips*
Bev: Here love.
Matt Robinson: You're getting big, Kez.
Kierain: Hey Matt. I thought you were in Adelaide with Hilary.
Matt: I've come to stay for a few.
Kierain: Awesome!
*Katie looks at Kierain*
Kierain: Umm…Hi Katie, can I help you?
Katie: You’ve gained weight. I can tell.
Kierain: You calling me fat?!?
*Katie jumps*
Katie: Y-yes, I am.
*Kierain storms off*

At Vicki’s flat, Melanie is showing off her new dress.
Melanie: You think Josh will like it?
Vicki: He sure will.
Melanie: What do you think of living behind the General Store?
Vicki: It’s great and there’s loads of space.
Melanie: I hear Alyce Davis is giving you some stick.
Vicki: Oh that bitch.
Melanie: What’s she done?
Vicki: Hid my depression meds.
Melanie: Slag!
Vicki: What do you think of Josh?
Melanie: He’s cute.
Vicki: Have to find out where he lives in Mildura and visit him. *giggles*
Melanie: It says so on his Bebo.
Vicki: I've got a crush myself. *smiles*
Melanie: I saw him first!
Vicki: His name is Sam Hunt.
Melanie: Oh, I thought you meant Josh.
Vicki: As if I'd steal boyfriends. *laughs*
*Melanie laughs as well*
(At the beach house, Bobby is blowing a gasket at Frank.)
Bobby: YOU JERK! WHY LEAVE LEANNE BEHIND?!?
Frank: THAT’S RICH COMING FROM YOU, SAYS THE ONE WHO NEVER CARED ABOUT HER!!!
Bobby: SOME BROTHER YOU ARE!
Frank: SAYS THE ONE WHO TREATS KIERAIN LIKE CRAP!
Bobby: SO DO YOU!
Frank: AT LEAST I KNOW MY LIMITS! NOW OUT!
*Bobby storms off as Leanne walks in*
Leanne: YOU GET OUT BOBBY CHIMPSON! NO ONE ASKED YOU!
Frank: Leanne?
*Leanne turns to Frank and smiles at him*
Frank: Wanna come with us?
Leanne: Thanks, but no thanks. I’ve decided to stay at Summer Bay until after Christmas. I’ll come in the new year.
Frank: Stay where?
Leanne: With Paula and Max in this house of course.
Frank: Oh yeah. *laughs*
Leanne: When are you, Lisa and Marcus leaving?
Frank: Tomorrow.
Leanne: That soon? I thought you’d leave on Saturday or something.
Frank: Gordon Macklin wants us there ASAP.
*Leanne hugs Frank*

At Number 26 that night, Helen is bathing Kierain.
Helen: Let me scrub under your arms.
*Kierain does so*
Helen: That's better.
*Katie looks in*
Katie: Fatty Boomba!
Kierain: How childish.
Katie: Can’t handle the truth of being fat?
*Kierain bursts into tears*
*Helen rubs his back*
Helen: Let it out darling.
*Helen takes him to her room*
Helen: Tell me what’s going on.
Kierain: Gran tried to…
Helen: *shocked* No, she didn’t!
Kierain: She did.
Helen: Is something else bothering you?
Kierain: Katie calling me fat. *cries*
*Kierain rubs Helen’s back*
Helen: Why does it upset you?
Kierain: I’m not fat.
*Helen hugs Kierain tight*
(Bev comes in from work)
Bev: *gently* Kierain.
Kierain: *sobbing* Bev...
*Bev runs into Helen’s room*
Bev: What happened?
Helen: Katie called him fat.
Bev: Oh. *tries to soothe Kierain, but his crying gets louder*
*Bev puts him on her shoulders*
Kierain: Where are you taking me?
Bev: To your room.
Kierain: I want to be with you.
Bev: Then, I’ll stay in your room.
*Kierain hugs her neck*
Bev: I love you, not like that Pippa woman.
*Flashback to Kierain tugging on Pippa's apron*
Kierain: I love you?
Pippa: I'm cooking dinner at the moment. Don't be so needy!
*Kierain hugs her*
Pippa: Get off! *elbows Kierain in the side of his face*
*As he cries, a remorseful Pippa picks him up gently*
Pippa: I'm sorry, but I need to cook dinner at the moment.
*He is shaking*
Pippa: Do you WANT to go back to the play pen?
*He tries to run, but she grabs him.*
Pippa: Into the play pen!
*Pippa puts Kierain in the play pen*
Coral K: PIPPA!
Pippa: What?!?
Coral K: LET HIM OUT!
Pippa: NO!
*end flashback*
*Kierain snuggles with Bev, who sits on the armchair.*
Bev: Sleep tight.
(At Kath and Kim's house, Kim is continuing to be a bitch about Kierain.)
Kim: All he does is moan and gripe!
*Kath loses it BIG TIME!!!*
Kath: Kimmy, look at moi please! Look at moi! Look at moi!
*Kim does so*
Kath: Now, I got one word to say to you Kimmy! Respect! I didn't bring you up to be mean to those worse off than us!
Kim: But Ma...
Kath: But what?
Kim: He’s a tub of lard!
Kath: You can talk, Kimmy!
Kim: I’m not as fat as him!
Kath: And it's too bad you hate him because we got invited for lunch tomorrow at his mother's and we're going!
Kim: Nah, I’m not. I’ve got plans with Becky.
Kath: YOU ARE GOING KIMMY! EVEN SHARON IS GOING!
*Sharon Strezlecki enters*
Sharon: Hi gals.
Kim: Sharon! We got invited to lunch with some spaz freak! I can't believe this!
Sharon: Who?
Kim: Some guy named Kelvin. Apparently he plays that AFL rip off.
*Sharon's eyes light up when she realises who Kim means*
Sharon: Kierain Geaney?
Kim: That’s the one. *looks unimpressed*
Sharon: WOW! I've always wanted to meet him!
Kim: Then go because I’m not.
Sharon: You are Kimmy!

The next day (Wednesday), lunch is going well. That is until Kim starts.
Kim: How fat is that belly, Kelvin?
Kierain: *ignoring that remark* So, Mrs D. How do you like this house?
Kath: It’s very nice.
Kim: Darren Millane was a cop out. Always was.
Kierain: Watch your mouth!
*Sensing trouble, Todd steps in*
Todd: Katie, why don’t you show Kim your horses?
Katie: *to Kim* Can we call Kierain fat?
Kath: NO!
Katie/Kim: Fatty McFat! Fatty McFat!
Kierain: Beats being short, Katie.
Katie: Proud to be short.
Kim: Oh go eat another Big Mac, you fat loser!
*Kierain runs off crying*
Kath: *now furious* Kimmy!
Kim: Mum!
Kath: We're going home! *looks sympathetically at the Robinsons* I'm awfully sorry.
Bev: You're welcome anytime, Kath. Right Jim?
Jim: Yes.
*Kath drags Kim out*
(Outside the beach house, Leanne and Paula are farewelling Frank, Lisa and baby Marcus.)
Leanne: I’ll see you after Christmas.
Lisa: Take care of her, Paula.
Paula: I will.
*they hug*
Frank: Bye cousin.
Paula: Bye Frank.
*they hug as well*
Lisa: We'll let you know once we're settled in. *looks at Leanne who is now crying* Don’t cry Leanne.
Leanne: I’ll miss you.
*Lisa now starts to cry*
*Frank hugs them*
Leanne: Frank? *opens her arms*
*Frank hugs Leanne*
Frank: Make sure to visit. Goodbye.
*Frank and Lisa get into their car and drive away*
*Leanne breaks down*
Paula: Come here.
*Paula hugs a sobbing Leanne*

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY
- Leanne realises she has more friends in Summer Bay than she thought
- Kim continues to tease Kierain
- Belinda discovers Melanie’s painkiller secret
- Bev and Jim lecture Katie over Kierain’s weight
WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

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Home and Away Episode #605: L.O.V.E (Part 1)

That afternoon, Bev and Jim are lecturing Katie on her behaviour at lunch.
Bev: That was extremely mean of you, Katie.
Katie: So?
Jim: So Kierain is very upset right now.
Katie: Who cares? I’m sick of him acting like he’s all high and mighty just because he’s in a wheelchair. I’m surprised he still fits in it because he’s so FAT!
Bev: HE ISN’T FAT!
Katie: HE IS SO!
Jim: To your room, Katie! And don’t come out until we say so!
*Katie walks off angrily*
(Meanwhile, Leanne is moping around the house when Paula goes over to her.)
Paula: I think you should go to the Surf Club.
Leanne: *depressingly* Why?
Paula: I think it would do you a world of good to get some fresh air.
Leanne: Fine.
*Leanne goes over the Surf Club where most of Summer Bay High’s Year 11 students are standing there*
Everyone: Surprise!
Leanne: What is this?
Viv: Paula told us what happened and we wanted to throw you a party to cheer you up.
Leanne: I thought I had little friends in the Bay, but I guess I have more friends than I realised.
Taylor: To Leanne, for her amazing friendships.
*Leanne cries happily*
Leanne: Thank you all so much.
*Alice, Viv and Heather hug her*

The next day (Thursday), Kierain is over at Kath’s, much to Kim’s chagrin.
Kierain: You’ll have to watch one of my AWBL games one day.
*Kim rolls her eyes*
Kath: I sure will love.
Kierain: I suppose you’ve seen my grand final performances and my recent match in Adelaide.
Kath: Sure did. You were great.
Kim: Mediocre. You put in a mediocre performance!
Kierain: And what is THAT supposed to mean, Kim?!?
Kim: It means that you’re a washed-up, pathetic excuse for a Darren Millane fan boy. Boy, if Darren was still alive, would he turn in his grave to see a retarded fat lump of lard?!?
Kierain: THAT DOES IT!!!
*Kierain storms out crying.*
Kath: *now extremely angry* LOOK AT MOI, KIMMY! NOW!
Kim: Yes?
Kath: YOU HAVE BECOME QUITE THE LITTLE BITCH RECENTLY! IF YOU DON’T LEAVE KIERAIN ALONE, I’LL SEE TO IT THAT YOU ARE OUT OF THIS HOUSE!!!
Kim: I doubt he’ll come back!
Kath: I’M INVITING HIM FOR DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT AND YOU WILL BE JOINING US!
Kim: Whatever.
Kath: DON’T “WHATEVER” ME, YOUNG LADY! YOU’RE IN ENOUGH TROUBLE AS IT IS!
*Kath storms off to find Kierain*
Kim: Why isn’t the retard ever in trouble?!?
*Kim throws her arms in the air*
(At Belinda’s, she arrives home from work early to find Melanie taking painkillers in the bathroom.)
Belinda: Melanie!
*Melanie quickly disposes of the bottle as Belinda enters the bathroom*
Melanie: Hi Belle. How were Visual Arts classes today?
Belinda: Were you taking painkillers?
Melanie: *lying* Um, no.
Belinda: I think it’s time you and I had a little chat. *looks sternly at Melanie*
*Melanie looks guilty*

NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY
- Kath comforts Kierain before inviting him to dinner
- Will Belinda’s lecture make Melanie see reason?
- Irene decides to rent rooms to visiting tourists, Blossom Russo and Six LeMeure
WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES

[Bretto]

Written by BobbyForeverMissed

Home and Away Episode #606 L.O.V.E (Part 2)
*Belinda is lecturing Melanie*
Belinda: DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS DRUGS ARE?
Melanie: yes
Belinda: WHY take them then?
Melanie: to help with my headaches
Belinda: lies!
Melanie: I'M NOT I SWEAR!
Belinda: GET OUT OF MY DAMN SIGHT!
Melanie: fine! *storms off*
*At Irene's she has Damian and Finlay in the lounge*
Irene: I was thinking of renting rooms
Damian: sounds okay to me *Finlay looks unsure*
Irene: Fin?
Finlay: I heard that last time someone in this town took in backpackers there was a shootout!'
Damian: don't worry Fin i'll protect you *laughs*
Finlay: yeah right Damian very funny!
Irene: Fin i promise it'll be fine
Damian: what are thier names?
Irene: Blossom Russo and Six Lemeure
Finlay: Six? funny name
Irene: Finlay!
*Fin giggles*
*Kath finds Kierain sitting on a bench*
Kath: now Kierain look at moi please look at moi look at moi!!!
*Kierain does so*
Kath: One word to say to you Kierain: Dinner! you are coming for dinner tomorrow!
Kierain: is that a good idea?
Kath: yes! now hug!
*they hug*
NEXT TIME ON HOME AND AWAY
in the first of 5 parts Kim is mean to Kierain again while he stays close to Bev after a distressing hoax
WHEN HOME AND AWAY CONTINUES