Things the characters will never say

[Roccoluver]

Any resident of the Bay could say these:

"Does anybody else find it disturbing that since 2004, Felix, Sarah, Zoe, Diesel, Corey, Mumma Rose, Charlie and Johnny's gang have all come to the Bay?"

"Does anybody ever worry that air disasters are pretty rare, yet we've had 2 in our sleepy little town in 2 years?"

"Why the hell are any of us still living here?"

I was just thinking about posting something like that but you bet me

[victim-ofthenight]

Your never hear anyone say " Strewth it's freezing out there today pass me my scarf and coat"

your never hear Alf tell Colleen she is sexually irresistable

your never hear Peter tell anyone that Tracy Thompson was the best and most trustworthy detective he has ever met.

Your never hear Beth ask Morag to Embark on a passionate affair.

Your never hear Donald say to June and Morag arent you Patricia & Barbara from sons and Daughters

Your never hear Pippa say fostering was the worst move i ever made im now taking up skateboarding

Your never hear Alf and Morag say " welcome to our family" to Ash

Your never hear Irene say "Colleen smart is the best employee at this establishment ever"

[carmelle]

How Dan never tells Leah to shut up I don't understand.

[ter06]

- "I never spend anytime with my child yet I like everyone to think I'm a great mother." Leah or Sally!

[Danifan]

'It's so boring and quiet around here. Nothing ever happens'

'What a fashion icon that Colleen Smart is'

'I work outside the Bay'

[bttb-rox!]

Any resident of the Bay could say these:

"Does anybody else find it disturbing that since 2004, Felix, Sarah, Zoe, Diesel, Corey, Mumma Rose, Charlie and Johnny's gang have all come to the Bay?"

"Does anybody ever worry that air disasters are pretty rare, yet we've had 2 in our sleepy little town in 2 years?"

"Why the hell are any of us still living here?"

LOL .

[ter06]

"It's so hard to get a job at the High School" will never be heard seeing as how almost every adult character introduced to the show is as a teacher, in the past two years we've had Amanda, Tony and Brad. And you can bet your life Amanda doesnt have a teaching degree!!

[I love music]

"Who ARE all those people with cameras?"

[Roccoluver]

Alf- I would like to remind you kids and some adults there are such things as condoms

Anyone- Hey theres a new kid in town, wonder whos the parent this time?

[irish*girl]

you never hear them say " where is pippa" - she is always at that babysitters!!

also " We should ask Madge Wilkins to dinner - she seems like a kind person fromall we' have heard about her!"

or even " Sh*t i forgot to get toilet paper"

hehe!