Things the characters will never say

[Louise_2983]

Nicole: "I can't wait to go to England one day. I hear they have this amazing store over there...Primark"

[tessalove]

^^ I love that!!

SO funny!!

[TelephotoMarigold]

Anyone: I'm a bit broke this month so I won't keep going to the diner for coffee

Geoff: I saw a picture of this Todd Lasance fellow in a magazine so I need to start working on my six pack

Aden: Hi, I'd like to vote for Lincoln Lewis on dancing with the stars please.

Charlie (to Angelo): This Katie Perry song has a good chorus ....lal la la I kissed a girl and I liked....opps!

Roman: Look Aden I keep telling you just get the prison plans tattoo'd somewhere, rob a bank and we'll both escape in a daring plan I saw it on a tv show it'll work mate.

Hugo: Surprise, I'm really Jack I had to have plastic surgery after being shot but everything is ok now. Martha?!.....Martha?

Leah: I never really noticed before but everyone I date end up in prison or dead or dies in prision. Do you think I should include that on my internet dating site?

Alf: I've been fishing off this pier for 26 years and no one has ever realised I haven't caught a flamin' thing

[Georgia]

Geoff: I saw a picture of this Todd Lasance fellow in a magazine so I need to start working on my six pack

Aden: Hi, I'd like to vote for Lincoln Lewis on dancing with the stars please.

Charlie (to Angelo): This Katie Perry song has a good chorus ....lal la la I kissed a girl and I liked....opps!

Roman: Look Aden I keep telling you just get the prison plans tattoo'd somewhere, rob a bank and we'll both escape in a daring plan I saw it on a tv show it'll work mate.

Alf: I've been fishing off this pier for 26 years and no one has ever realised I haven't caught a flamin' thing

i especially love the one between roman and aden. prison break is one of my favourite shows. the geoff and aden ones are great too

[tessalove]

haha Tele!!!!

There s funny!! The prisonbreak one is hilarious!!

They all are!!! hahahaha

[Red Ranger 1]

Belle: Hi, Aden, it's me.You know that whole dying thing?It was all a ruse, I've actually run off to Acapulco with Martin Bartlett.

Nicole: Sorry, Geoff, I can't have sex with you because I've decided to become a nun.

Hugo: Martha, it is time for me to share my deep dark secret with you.I am, in fact...a Morris dancer.

[TelephotoMarigold]

Hugo: Martha, it is time for me to share my deep dark secret with you.I am, in fact...a Morris dancer.

LOL!!!!!!!!!

Voiceover man: In 2009 a crack commando went to prison for a crime he didn't commit. He promptly escaped from maximum security stockade to hide out in Summer Bay. Today still wanted by the Australian Government he survives on Colleen's chocolate cake. If you have a problem and really no one else can help (and I mean no one) and if you can find him, maybe you can hire the R Team.

[DinerLandlord]

Any of the young characters: "I should wrap up a bit more, I'm showing way too much skin."

EDIT: I'm glad they'll never say that, otherwise I wouldn't have my lovely av pic.

[adellejefferiesxox]

Teenagers of Summer Bay: (during foreplay) Wait stop...maybe we should put a condom on?

Rachel: Tony its time I thought you knew... I don't want to keep any secrets in our marriage. So here it is, Tony Holen I'm a insane control freak.

[Georgia]

Amanda: I think I'm going to nominate myself for mother of the year

Jazz: I think I'm going to call Amanda. We haven't talked in ages !

Peter: I might go back to Summer Bay and visit, instead of saying I'm working a big case.

Leah: Tomorrow, I'm going to spend the day with VJ.

Anyone: I think I'm going to get some life insurance. Summer Bay seems to be a magnet for trouble.

Nicole or Claudia: I'm going to swear off guys for a while. Everytime I have a boyfriend, I get a pregnancy scare or he makes a sex tape and then tries to blow everyone up.