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Alf: They ought to flatten that old caravan park and build a high rise.

Irene: Sorry, love, we're fresh out of coffee.

Martha: Angelo, I completely forgive you, let's never mention it again.

Kirsty: Miles, I'm going to be completely honest with you...

Annie: Okay, Jai, let's go back to mine and sh*g like bunnies.

Xavier: No, I don't fancy doing anything that could result in death or dismemberment, let's just stay at home and play chess.

Aden or Belle: Actually, we're not meant to be after all.We'd be much happier dating other people.

Anyone who lives with Miles or Irene(or Leah): Where do we all sleep exactly?

Kirsty again: I was speaking to my parents the other day...

Anyone: Why exactly are people still buying houses in a town that's a magnet for disasters and psychos and has a toxic waste dump in the middle of it?

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Aden: Its all going to be okay. Im happy Belle is in a better place, I completely forgive her for not telling me until the day before our wedding.

Geoff: Lets all go skinny dipping.

Annie: I have a job, I am a pole dancer at a local club, Geoff are you proud?

Nicole: Forget shopping, i want to go help all the orphans. And feed the hungry. I just want to help the helpless.

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Coleen: "You have some juicy gossip? Sorry, I'm not interested"

Alf: "Young people these days are even better behaved than they were in my day"

Irene: "Sorry love, you can't stay with me, I'm sick of taking in waifs and strays"

Leah: "VJ is such a well-behaved child"

Kirsty: " I haven't seen Jade or Dani for years, I'll give them a call."

Martha: "Jack? He was no loss really."

Tony: "Let's take things slowly Rachel."

Aden: "I like to take time to form friendships in Summer Bay, I don't want to pin all my hopes just on Belle."

Rachel: "I'm not really interested in having a child, I have no maternal feelings."

Belle: "I think I'll stay single for a while, I've had too many boyfriends."

Annie: "Lighten up Nicole/Ruby/Jai, you're such such a prude."

Geoff: "God doesn't exist."

Miles: "I think I'll get a haircut, I like to look professional."

Nicole: "My new role model is Mother Theresa. Paris Hilton no longer inspires me."

Jai: "I don't understand all this new-fangled technology stuff! What is this Facespace all the young people are on nowadays?"

Charlie: "I am 100% certain about what I want in life, and I have no regrets or secrets."

Ruby: "Xavier isn't man enough for me, he's a bit of a loser really.

Angelo: "I'm so carefree and happy, look at the sunset, and the butterflies, and the daisies, la la la..."

Xavier: "I have something interesting to say."

Hugo: "Secrets? What secrets? I don't have any secrets! I'm not suspicious at all. That isn't blood on my clothes, it's ketchup!"

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Xavier: "I have something interesting to say."

LOL!

Martha: "I'm honestly not a needy princess, I care about other people."

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Geoff: Hold on I'll just get a condom.

Irene: Theres no room, Sorry Dawl, maybe try the caravan park

Kirsty: Im pregnant!

Alf: I'm sorry the SES can't help there. We havn't got enough people and I'm getting too old.

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Belle: "I think I'll stay single for a while, I've had too many boyfriends."

Nicole: "My new role model is Mother Theresa. Paris Hilton no longer inspires me."

Xavier: "I have something interesting to say."

You just made me crack up!

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Charlie: "Ruby, why can't you have a nice boyfriend like my Angelo, who doesn't cause any trouble!"

Leah: "Why do all of my boyfriends/husbands die! I'm cursed!" (she may have said something like that, i don't remember, but she should say it a lot more haha!)

Kirsty: "I'm such a wonderful girlfriend, i don't take Miles for granted at all"

Hugo: "It was me who killed Jack all along so i could get with Martha, and framed Angelo coz he crashed into my car and killed my gf when i was a teenager!!"

Xavier: "Damn this family just can't help ourselves.. i'm in love with Rachel!"

Geoff: "mmm Aden has a nice body, mmmmMmmMmm"

Annie: "I wish Christine was my mum"

Martha: "I don't sleep with enough guys, i need to catch up with Charlie"

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