Line of the week! UK version

[Red Ranger 1]

Dexter's reaction to finding out Casey and Sasha didn't tell him they were an item: "We stayed up all night talking about him!You ate some of my chocolate supply!I let you win some of the board games!"And then, when Sid finds out:"You wake up.Your daughter's dating a Braxton.Maybe this is the Twilight Zone.Maybe none of this is really happening."

[Slade]

Alf to Harvey and Roo re Maddie and Spencer:

"I know you two thrive on arguing but here you are bickering about someone else's relationship".

[Red Ranger 1]

Sasha on Mullens' crowd: "They're not the sharpest tools in the shed.Emphasis on tools."

Honourable mention:

Natalie: "You want counselling?"

Heath: "Keep it down, please!"

[Trudy Heine]

Steph: "Should I stay or should I go?" That line happens to be a song title

[Red Ranger 1]

Heath: "Yesterday, when you wanted to talk about the wedding, I was a bit..."

Bianca: "Evasive, noncommittal, useless?"

Heath: "Just one of those, okay?"

Honourable mention:

Indi, as Chris stares at April: "How about I offer you a free twelve-month membership?"

Chris: "Ah, no thanks, I've already eaten."

[cadyctslover]

Marilyn (Fishing): "I'm really sorry about this. You know, it's just this is the only place I can come to be alone! I suppose you guys are lucky, you know you don't have to worry about getting involved with inappropriate men, you just have to swim around and concentrate on not getting eaten, or caught so you know, don't cry ."

John: "Who are you talking to?"

One of my favourite scenes recently.

[Red Ranger 1]

Zac: "I just want to talk to you.Man to ape."

Heath: "It's feeding time.Go away."

Honourable mention:

Bianca to Heath: "You're not going to see me on a surfboard any time soon and you're not going to start reading Shakespeare.Or reading, for that matter."

[shyongirl]

Zac and Heath had some liners on Friday.

[Red Ranger 1]

Irene and Marilyn discussing John:

Irene: "You've got two options.Option one:You keep pushing those feelings down until he leaves town."

Marilyn: "Well, that sounds really sad."

Irene: "Or option two:You lay your cards on the table, tell him how you really feel."

Marilyn: "Well, that sounds really scary!How about option three:I do nothing except help John stay in Summer Bay?"

Irene: "That sounds really gutless."

[cadyctslover]

John: "If for some strange circumstance this cuts out, you see there's a 'Test' button there? You push that, and the LEDs, they'll give you a code.. and then the fairies will appear, and they'll scatter stardust all over it.. Marilyn! You haven't been on the planet the last couple of days!"