Line of the week! UK version

[Zetti]

Dexter, over the baby monitor: "Indi.This is God.I need you to lead the Israelites out of Egypt into the promised land."

Oh I was in hysterics! That was sooo classic

[Miranda]

Dexter, over the baby monitor: "Indi.This is God.I need you to lead the Israelites out of Egypt into the promised land."

Oh I was in hysterics! That was sooo classic

What she said

[English Invader]

This is from a couple of weeks ago, but I liked it enough to use it for my signature:

Brax: "No more booze for the good reverend. He's in an overly reflective mood."

[H&Alover]

Dexter, over the baby monitor: "Indi.This is God.I need you to lead the Israelites out of Egypt into the promised land."

Oh I was in hysterics! That was sooo classic

What she said

I'll third that!!! Dex you are a star!

[cadyctslover]

Ruby setting Charlie up for online dating:

C: "What are you thinking, this is my private life and I don't want weird men leering at my picture and sending me kisses."

R: "You got a lot of kisses, you actually made the top 100. And if you want I can put you on 'Woman seeks Woman', double your chances?"

C: "No, no, I want you to get rid of it now."

R: "Charlie it's a really, really good website, and it says that 70% of the time it works every single time. LEAH, Leah thought they were hot."

C: "Did you know about it?"

Leah: "No no no the first I found out about is when I got home. But I did think some had potential."

R: "Yeah, and Charlie you're not getting any younger, do you really want to be known as the sad, old, spinster cop for ever?"

C: "What? Who calls me that?!"

and today, Colleen following John on Twitter:

Roo: "Are you on Twitter?"

Colleen: "Yeah, John invited me to follow."

Roo: "I didn't even know you had an email account."

Colleen: "Oh, I'm a big fan of the web-inet, any new trends actually. Keith and I particularly enjoy poking one another!"

Roo: "Beg your pardon?"

Colleen: "On Facebook."

[Slade]

All from Thursday’s episode.

Miles (to Romeo): "Was it a normal hug or was it like a hot hug?"

Dexter (to Gina): "I know that babies are supposed to cry but George is an overachiever."

Dexter (to April): "Dad is running around like some overqualified breast milk courier. Indy has defied all odds by becoming even more blonde and Marilyn is coming out of her bedroom without her hair combed." (Even miserable April found that funny!)

Sid (to Roo re Kieran): "That kid better hope that he never finds himself on my operating table."

[Red Ranger 1]

John to Casey: "Don't you have a parole officer to go and visit?"

[Zetti]

John to Casey: "Don't you have a parole officer to go and visit?"

Casey to John: Saw him this morning

[Merlin]

Has to be Dex, who's had a terrific week and been acting his socks off:

Sid, talking to Gina after Dex fell asleep in class:

"We've tried burping him, taking him for walks, playing music, everything. I just don't know what to do."

Dex - "He's talking about the baby."

[Miranda]

All these latest lines are so funny and you lot are good to point them out

Is it my imagination or is H&A getting funnier?