Line of the week! UK version

[Merlin]

Morag gets my prize this week for her chat with Nicole about the possible date with Angus:

Nic - "This guy at uni asked me out on a date and he's kind of persistent"

Morag - "Dull as ditchwater or aesthetically challenged?"

Nic - "No, he's actually kind of nice and a little bit cute."

Morag - "No wonder you want to avoid him."

[Merlin]

My favourite this week:

Miles, talking to Roo about their night in bed together:

"You used me for my posture-paedic memory foam?

[Red Ranger 1]

Roo to Romeo: "I'm not gonna give you advice, I would mess that up."

[cadyctslover]

My favourite this week:

Miles, talking to Roo about their night in bed together:

"You used me for my posture-paedic memory foam?

haha that was brilliant

[Red Ranger 1]

John to Angelo: "Age before beauty, mate.And fortunately, I've got plenty of both."

[Merlin]

Amazingly Gina, whom usually I can't stand, made me laugh this week when talking to John about Xavier riding a scooter:

Gina: "There are other ways for him to learn responsibility and discipline without him careening around on a motorbike."

John: "Like what?"

Gina: "I could buy him a puppy."

[Red Ranger 1]

Dexter on April: "She won't return my calls!Or texts or Skypes or Facebook pokes..."

Indigo:"Okay, that's not apologising, that's just stalking."

[Merlin]

Morag's dry wit did it for me this week, when talking to Nicole about the baby:

Nic: "I'm struggling with where I fit in to this whole giving birth thing."

Morag: "Oh, I think you're an integral part of it."

[Merlin]

Morag again this week, when talking to Roo on the Blaxland:

Roo: "What would you do if you had to fish to survive?"

Morag: "I'd summon them out of the water."

[Red Ranger 1]

Dexter, over the baby monitor: "Indi.This is God.I need you to lead the Israelites out of Egypt into the promised land."