Line of the week! UK version

[cadyctslover]

from Monday's episode:

Marilyn (on the phone): "Hello Dexter, just wondering if your dad was around"

Dex: "Er he's washing the sick and injured off him i'm afraid"

Marilyn: "Oh, is he OK?"

Dex: "Yeah, i just meant he's having a shower."

Classic

also a disturbing line from Paulie the same episode:

"My brother might not be a cop any more, but he still knows how to kill a man with his bare hands"

[Red Ranger 1]

Bianca to April: "Just shut up and go save a whale!"

[callyha]

(About fashion's on the field)

Charlie: It's not a good look for a cop

Nicole: Charlie, you'll be strutting not stripping.

LOVE IT!!

[Red Ranger 1]

Sid: "I bought the farm today!"

Dexter: "You died?"

[Slade]

Marilyn: "Mitzy says that Penn Graham has a sickly aura, which means he’s a very negative person or he doesn’t eat any vegetables."

Miles: "I’ll be sure to put that in my statement."

Angelo: "I was tempted"

Charlie: "You were tempted. How tempted?"

Angelo: "I don’t know how to measure tempted OK but it was out there and I was tempted."

Charlie: "It was out there?"

:lol: Dig yourself deeper mate.

[callyha]

Mixture of Monday's and Tuesday's episodes......

Shandi: I'm his illagitimate love child

(Miles chokes on his drink)

Shandi: Sounds so scandolus when you say it like that.

[sorry if spelling is wrong. I'm not too sure on that spelling lol]

Angelo: What are you doing tonight?

Leah: Well Vj's at a friends and I was going to have a quiet on but I'm guessing that's changed?

Charlie(to Angelo): I may have shared my plan with Leah first

Angelo: Sorry, I'm stealing your house mates

Ruby: Charlie, Charlie, Charlie. Spit it out

Angelo: We're thinking of moving out together and we were wondering if you want to come us?

Ruby: Oh my god! (Hugs Charlie) I can't believe your finally doing it!

Charlie: Yea that seems to be the reaction of everyone's having. I had no idea I was that pathetic

Ruby: Yea yea yea, but we love you.

Gina and John the aftermath of when he proposed was funny too.

[Red Ranger 1]

Dexter on himself: "I'm dumber than a box of dumb things you can only buy in a supermarket full of dumb."

[cadyctslover]

Alf: 'No flamin' way'

Miles: 'Alright, we what about a German Shepard?'

Alf: 'No German Shepard Miles, no Pitbull Terrier, no cattle dog, and if you mention Labradoodle one more time... we can't have two long-haired wimps running around the house.'

[Merlin]

From Thursday's episode:

Robertson (showing Nicole a packet of sequins) - "What do you think - a match?"

Nicole - "Are you serious" These are metallic, well-defined dip cup sequins and those are cheap plastic sequins which I wouldn't be caught dead wearing."

Robertson - "Pity not everyone knows as much about fashion as you do, it would make my job a lot easier."

[H&Alover]

Not actually until tonight's (Friday) episode but:

Alf to Robertson - "Why don't you take a long walk of a short pier?" That certainly took me back to my school days and made me feel really old at the same time:lol: