Line of the week! UK version

[H&Alover]

Colleen to Kirsty and Leah - 'They never had post nasal depression in my day'.

[Miranda]

The whole of Romeo and Xavier's lines when they were acting out what Xavier would say to Rosie if he wanted to break up with her this week And the look on John's face when he thought he was intruding on a lovers tiff Priceless.

[Red Ranger 1]

Miles: "Am I dead?"

Rabbit: "Don't you mean 'Am I an idiot?'"

In fact, pretty much everything they said to each other.

[Slade]

I’m not normally a fan of dialogue such as this but following on from what Red Ranger mentioned last week I thought the stuff from Tuesday’s episode in particular was classic:

Rabbit: “Can I come in?”

Miles: “Since when have you ever asked?”

Rabbit: “Good point!”

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Rabbit: “I thought we could play something else tonight –Voila.”

Miles: “ ‘Voila’, I never heard of that.”

Rabbit: “It’s a French word not a game you ignoramus gigantus.”

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Miles: Can’t wait to take you to the cleaners.

Rabbit: You wish.

Miles(pointing gesturing to the table to play poker): Deal!

[Red Ranger 1]

Miles: "You're a funny kid."

Rabbit: "Yeah, well, you're a funny adult.But that's nowhere near as cute."

[H&Alover]

Colleen talking to Angleo about the new diner - 'Like a felix rising from the ashes'.

[~Lynd~]

Don't tell me he didn't die afer all lol.

[H&Alover]

Don't tell me he didn't die afer all lol.

Sorry, I only twigged what you meant yesterday.

[Red Ranger 1]

Miles: I'm not going to take a swing at you.

Leah: It's all right, you won't hurt me.

Miles: It's not you I'm worried about!

Coming in a very close second:

A drunk Angelo, talking about Charlie: Alf.I've ruined everything between us.

Alf, patting him on the head: Don't worry, mate.I'll forgive ya.

[H&Alover]

Miles to Leah about not saying anything to Elijah about her feelings for him - 'It's like lying to God!'