Line of the week! UK version

[Red Ranger 1]

Jai to Nicole: "Why are you having Trey for dinner?Did you lose a bet?"

Close second:

Ruby: "When I'm at home, we have no reception in the bathroom."

Xavier: "What's that got to do with anything and why do you make phone calls in the bathroom?"

[Slade]

Two lines from Alf.

During the fight when Miles tried to calm things down:

“Get outta here Miles, they’ll have you for breakfast”

After the fight:

“You outta be ashamed of yourselves the flamming lot of yous. You’re lucky I didn’t ring the wallopers. Now get the hell outta here”

[Denny]

I really liked Hugo when he was talking to Angelo about the shark. "It had big teeth."

And Alf was pretty funny outside the surf club again talking to Angelo. "I wouldn't - " Huge, dramatic pause. "Throw a glass of water on you if you were on fire."

[Red Ranger 1]

Martha, trying to work out which wire to cut:"It's obviously the black ones."Actually, you could pretty much quote those entire sequences.

[KirstyEkua]

Tony to Rachel when she was holding Harry for the first time: 'We made him Rach.' And she's just like, wow.

Just thought that was sweet.

[Silverbreeze]

Well, for me it was:

Dexter's Father (name escapes me): I need adult company Dexter!

Dexter: Yeah, for booty calls!

'Booty calls'? If booty calls, will you answer?

[richleamington]

Alf to Miles:

"Just remember never take the advise I give you too seriously unless it's about fishing"

Classic.

[Red Ranger 1]

Geoff, putting up a banner: "Does it look straight?"

Annie: "Maybe.If I tilt my head."

[*CJ*]

Pretty much everything Robert says, here are just a few goodies from someone who, in precisely four episodes, is fast becoming an all-time favourite character:

in 5th place: Charlie: "Why am I here?" Robert: "Ahhh, the eternal question that haunts us all!"

4th: "I'm not God, or Breakfast TV. I can't make anyone think anything!"

3rd: His unique chat-up line to Leah: "I'm driving past the fishmongers later. Is there anything you need?"

(will she take the bait? Is he a good catch? etc.!)

2nd: to a furious Angelo: "You can slam the door on your way out if you like. Y'know, for dramatic effect."

and my favourite, to Angelo: "Mates would be a stretch, but if you need someone to go to the footy with you, I'll happily oblige!"

[Red Ranger 1]

Robertson, on the interview tape: "Let the record show that rolling one's eyes is the lowest form of sarcasm, even for a lawyer."