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From ep 4604 -

Martha: Here you are, drink this. You'll feel better (Passes Colleen a drink).

Alf: What's it say?

Morag: Oh, well if you'd give me a minute I'll tell you.

Colleen: That's not sherry.

Martha: No. Brandy.

Alf: What does it say in the book about mum?

Morag: Oh my God.

Alf: What?

Morag: You're not gonna to believe this.

Alf: Stone the flamin' crows, Morag, believe what?!

Colleen: It says (points to Martha)...I'm your aunty Colleen.

Alf: WHAT?!

Coleen: You two...I'm your big sister!

Alf: Hogan's ghost.

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Everything about that scene was perfect :lol:.

Lol Yep that was so funny and the next episode was just hilarious, what with the whole Alf/Colleen engaged mixup. :lol:

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When Alf was chatting to Jack and Martha he explained that he had a 'pile of washing to do that a giraffe couldn't see over'! Classic Alf - really made me laugh.

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For pure innuendo value... from Geoff

"Me and my arm have become pretty close lately"

omg that was funny, it took me a while to catch on to what he was saying it shocked me so much! dont know how he kept a straight face

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I loved Miles line the other day when booking Kane into the Caravan Park:

"Van Four Three is available, that's caravan Forty three, not Van 'For free'"

It was kind of blink and you'll miss it, and Kane didn't seem too impressed, but it made me laugh :lol:

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I liked it when Jai asked Miles if he'd ever considered he might not be a good teacher and in that wonderful self-depreciating way of his he replied, to an empty room,"No, but thanks for the heads up."

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I liked it when Jai asked Miles if he'd ever considered he might not be a good teacher and in that wonderful self-depreciating way of his he replied, to an empty room,"No, but thanks for the heads up."

Yeah I liked that one! Miles gets some fantastic lines and most episodes he's in he makes me laugh :lol:

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