Line of the week! UK version

[Daisyap]

^Haha that was funny.

[~Dom~]

Jazz: I'll go put the kettle on then, make some tea.

Amanda: Umm... I'll go with you

Jazz: Why?

Amanda: Well, I need to show you how.

That cracked me up.

[Red Ranger 1]

The one that made me smile was when Pippa was giving Miles a pep-talk and he just said "Sally's told me about you."

[Daisyap]

I liked the bit when Belle said something about Drew hating what she does and he said *something like* "I do when what you do sucks!"

And we laughed when Irene said "I can already see that smirk all over his ugly dial!"

[Red Ranger 1]

An early contender with "Summer Bay without Sally Fletcher?Unthinkable."(And so say all of us.Sigh...)

Almost topped by Miles with "I'll just go and help the Pippas...squared."He is developing a nice line in wry humour.

[Lesley Bee]

Almost topped by Miles with "I'll just go and help the Pippas...squared."He is developing a nice line in wry humour.

That was a good one

[petetown]

Best laugh I've had in ages..

Morag when Colleen joins her and Alf in a "family" photo - "Enter the Dragon"

[*Dawny*]

Just before Alf and Morag find out that Colleen is their sister. She was rabbiting on about the time capsule and the book. Morag said "I'm gonna kill her" Alf said "I'll bury the body" was so funny :D

[Daisyap]

Alf: "Colleen's only been a Stewert for 24 hours and I'm already thinking about changing my name."

[bttb-rox!]

From ep 4604 -

Martha: Here you are, drink this. You'll feel better (Passes Colleen a drink).

Alf: What's it say?

Morag: Oh, well if you'd give me a minute I'll tell you.

Colleen: That's not sherry.

Martha: No. Brandy.

Alf: What does it say in the book about mum?

Morag: Oh my God.

Alf: What?

Morag: You're not gonna to believe this.

Alf: Stone the flamin' crows, Morag, believe what?!

Colleen: It says (points to Martha)...I'm your aunty Colleen.

Alf: WHAT?!

Coleen: You two...I'm your big sister!

Alf: Hogan's ghost.

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Everything about that scene was perfect .