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I'm glad Golliwogs are banned, they freaked me out. Also, going back to the compensation culture we were talking about earlier, I was getting off the train today and a automated voice said "Please mind the gap when you step off the train". Is that really necessary? Doesn't everyone know there's a gap between the train and the platform? And could anyone really fit down that gap?

ETA - I've noticed that when E4 show Friends they cut certain bits out, but it's really obvious when they do, which is what annoys me about it.

Ive noticed that too. It's more annoying in comedies because the laughter jumps, or the audience are laughing when there was no joke.

But like I said, it doesn't just happen on Five or with H&A, it happens with all shows.

The thing with the "mind the gap" isn't because they are worried people will fall down the gap. It's because they are worried that if it *does* happen, they will get sued because they didn't have a warning. If it wasn't for the wonderful invention of compensation, they wouldn't care if people fell down the gap!

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I agree, it's silly with that voice..

Don't read this if you are faint-hearted, but I've got

a thong with the words "mind the gap" written on the front

Are you worried someone will fall in and sue you? :-P

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I actually saw a picture on some crude website that showed a man that had fallen down the gap and was decapitated. It was nasty. And I saw a dog almost fall down the gap once but luckily it was on a leash. But still, I think the warning is a sign of the times.

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Maybe I should sue BTTB on the grounds of sexism, promoting all these girls ahead of me?

Hmm.. I'm not sure you can actually do that, because.. well, if the girls are better qualifications, it would be idiotic that you should get a promotion. What we, as the mod-girl, should do is sue BttB for having two male "bosses". :P

I agree, it's silly with that voice..

Don't read this if you are faint-hearted, but I've got

a thong with the words "mind the gap" written on the front

Are you worried someone will fall in and sue you? :-P

Someone already has, but there were too much pleasure involved, so he forgot!

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I agree, it's silly with that voice..

Don't read this if you are faint-hearted, but I've got

a thong with the words "mind the gap" written on the front

Are you worried someone will fall in and sue you? :-P

Oh how I laughed at that :D

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I actually saw a picture on some crude website that showed a man that had fallen down the gap and was decapitated. It was nasty. And I saw a dog almost fall down the gap once but luckily it was on a leash. But still, I think the warning is a sign of the times.

I do hope we're talking about trains, and not Mar's post!

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